Jesus and Virgin Mary sightings

[Don Enrico]

Originally Posted by Stoneage Dinosaur

A MUSLIM barber discovered ‘the face of Jesus’ on a wall next to a Greenock church.

“This really looks like the face of Jesus. I’m a Muslim but I read lots of books and that is Jesus.”

Among those books the Qur’an doesn't seem to rank highly, or he would know that Jesus is a Prophet and Messenger of Allah in Islam.

Don Enrico

[Four Kitties]

Jesus appears on New Bedford building

"I would never take it down," said Pires. "If this was my building, I wouldn't want to cross him.

Cross him?

Four Kitties

[Stoneage Dinosaur]

A group of Odessa Catholics are calling it a sign from God. They said the image of the Virgin Mary has appeared on a Barbeque grill. They say prayer services are becoming a regular event every weekend.

http://www.newswest9.com/Global/stor...&nav=menu505_2

[Stoneage Dinosaur]

Mimi DiMauro was doing yard work with her family in the fall of 2007 when her 24-year-old daughter made a discovery that could be described as "beyond be-leaf."

http://www.morningsun.net/weird_news...ppears-in-leaf

[kitap]

Originally Posted by Stoneage Dinosaur

Mimi DiMauro was doing yard work with her family in the fall of 2007 when her 24-year-old daughter made a discovery that could be described as "beyond be-leaf."

http://www.morningsun.net/weird_news...ppears-in-leaf

That's not Jesus; that's a frowning John Lennon.

[Four Kitties]

Another life-size portrait of a religious figure has mysteriously appeared in New Bedford.

The portrait of Jesus with his eyes covered graces the outside wall of a video store under an I-195 overpass. Now he's not alone. A portrait of Virgin Mary stands with her hands over her ears, in what could possibly be a reference to the proverbial principle to "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil."

[Stoneage Dinosaur]

FIRST it was images of the Virgin Mary appearing in a piece of cheese toast and a pretzel. Now Jesus Christ himself has apparently turned up in a Kit Kat bar.

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/s...013016,00.html

[Stoneage Dinosaur]

INMAN, S.C. (April 23, 2009)—Linda Lowe of Inman, S.C. says an image of Jesus appears on a piece of cheese toast her boyfriend made as a late night snack.

http://www.kwtx.com/offbeatnews/headlines/43550727.html

[Stoneage Dinosaur]

NEW GLOUCESTER, Maine -- A New Gloucester guitar maker said he has found what he thinks is a heavenly image on one of his instruments he made.

Joe Lepore said he made a guitar recently and about four days after he finished, a mysterious image suddenly appeared.

He said you can see Jesus.

http://www.wmtw.com/news/19232100/detail.html

[Eddylizard]

Originally Posted by Stoneage Dinosaur

NEW GLOUCESTER, Maine -- A New Gloucester guitar maker said he has found what he thinks is a heavenly image on one of his instruments he made.

Joe Lepore said he made a guitar recently and about four days after he finished, a mysterious image suddenly appeared.

He said you can see Jesus.

http://www.wmtw.com/news/19232100/detail.html

Well I'm convinced.

Was that seriously the finished aticle? Someone needs to buy that dude a plane and some sandpaper.

[Cyrano]

Originally Posted by Stoneage Dinosaur

FIRST it was images of the Virgin Mary appearing in a piece of cheese toast and a pretzel. Now Jesus Christ himself has apparently turned up in a Kit Kat bar.

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/s...013016,00.html

Either it's a Photoshop mixing a Kit Kat and the Shroud of Turin, or that chocolate bar is *really* old.

or:

"Take and Eat, For This is My Kit Kat"

[Cyrano]

Originally Posted by Stoneage Dinosaur

INMAN, S.C. (April 23, 2009)—Linda Lowe of Inman, S.C. says an image of Jesus appears on a piece of cheese toast her boyfriend made as a late night snack.

http://www.kwtx.com/offbeatnews/headlines/43550727.html

NEW SUPER-SIZE CHEESE TOAST - NOW WITH 50% MORE JESUS!

[Eddylizard]

Originally Posted by Stoneage Dinosaur

Mimi DiMauro was doing yard work with her family in the fall of 2007 when her 24-year-old daughter made a discovery that could be described as "beyond be-leaf."

http://www.morningsun.net/weird_news...ppears-in-leaf

For comparison:

Jesus Leaf

Che Guevara


I rest my case.

[Blatherskite]

Kit-Kat Jesus looks a little bit like Brian Blessed.

'LET HIM WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE!!!'

[Stoneage Dinosaur]

Originally Posted by Blatherskite

Kit-Kat Jesus looks a little bit like Brian Blessed.

Being addicted to Unbeatable Banzuke, I'll now be on the lookout for a Jesus-stylee Banzuke Brian simulacrum of a breakfast time so I do one of his catchphrases:

'OHHHH!!!! HE'S TOAST!!!!!!!'

[Canuckistan]

A man in northern Idaho says he has seen a massive hand of God in his life, and he is willing to share it with the highest bidder.

Paul Grayhek, 52, listed the rock formation he dubbed the "Hand of God Rock Wall" on the online auction Web site eBay. The highest bid was $250 early Sunday, with three days left to go in the auction.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/04/26/ida...ion/index.html

[Cyrano]

Originally Posted by Canuckistan

Paul Grayhek, 52, listed the rock formation he dubbed the "Hand of God Rock Wall" on the online auction Web site eBay.

I know God is said to be somewhat heavy-handed, but rocky-handed???

[TrishDaDish]

Originally Posted by Four Kitties

Another life-size portrait of a religious figure has mysteriously appeared in New Bedford.

Awesome! I didn't know they had added another painting to the Jesus painting! When we first heard about the Jesus one, people were wondering what dark meaning it meant, him covering his eyes. I said, "Maybe he's playing Hide & Seek with the neighborhood kids."

In regards to the Hand of God rock wall, as kids we went tobogganning down one yard that had a hill. I mean, the entire neighborhood's kids would tobaggan down it. (The owner was cool, she had kids and knew primo sledding property when she lived on it.) Before you reached the house, there's a fork in the road. I always said, "Turn right at the Devil's Hands." The Devil's hands were my name for two trees that grew oddly crooked and with a little imagination or mescaline, look like claws coming out of the ground.

Now if only I can convince the family to move from that corner, so I can sell it to a nice Goth couple.

[snopes]

The hottest thing on the griddle at the Las Palmas restaurant these days isn't the food. It's the image of Our Lady of Guadalupe that a cook says she saw in the griddle.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090430/D97T0KHG1.html

[Richard W]

Originally Posted by Eddylizard

For comparison:

Jesus Leaf

Che Guevara


I rest my case.

Come on, they're nothing alike - Che Guevara's looking in completely the opposite direction. When have you ever seen Che looking to the right? I ask you.