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12 January 2007, 02:55 PM
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Why Guys Cry
*I'm not sure if this was posted over "there" but it came from Myspace...this better count as reposting
 guys cry because... 1. Girls screw them over... 2. They just got hit in the balls... 3. They're about to die... 4. Their heart is broken.. 5. Because they are true men. GIRLS: If you see a guy crying, hug him close and hold him up as he gets over the pain of getting kicked in the nuts. Tell him he's not going to die, and if he's crying over a girl... hug him and kiss him and let him know you won't screw him over and break his heart like the last girl did. Guys just want to know that our girls will be there for us to support us when we need them and help us get our mind off the pain of heartbreak, getting kicked in the balls, and knowing we're gonna die. Girls cry because... 1. They're sad... 2. They're scared... 3. They're nervous... 4. They're frustrated... 5. They're missing someone... 6. They're alone... 7. They're PMSing... 8. They're pregnant.. 9. Their heart is broken... 10. They're in love... 11. Their souls have been torn... 12. THEY MET A BOY THEY CANT HAVE... 13. They fell in love with a boy... 14. They hurt so bad inside... 15. They're mad... 16. Something bad happend... 17. JUST BECAUSE THEY FEEL LIKE CRYING ******BOYS: If any girl you know is crying and you see them, don't just stand there and say you're sorry. Hold them and tell them everything will be okay, even if you have no idea what is wrong with them. Girls just want to be held and know that someone cares about them. Repost this in: 1 minute: You'll will find your true love next week. 2 minutes: You'll find them in two weeks. 3 minutes: You'll find them in three weeks. 4 minutes: You'll find your true love when you're 90 years old. 5 minutes: You took too damn long and someone else got them. girls respost: Why Guys Cry guys repost: Why Girls Cry 
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12 January 2007, 03:04 PM
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Why do I cry? Because I read crap like this.
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12 January 2007, 04:06 PM
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6. They're singing the Ballad of the Green Beret 7. Old Yeller died 8. They're drunk, and just said "I love you, man!" This will soon be followed by "You think you're better than me, don't you! Well, you're nothing! Nothing!" 9. They're not crying. They just have something in their eye.
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12 January 2007, 04:35 PM
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11. They discovered auto racing isn't a sport. 12. They tried light beer for the first time. 13. They discovered that so-called girlie drinks have more alcohol in them than beer. 14. They went to H&M ... and liked it!
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12 January 2007, 04:39 PM
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15. They don't, their eyes are just watering.
16. They don't, they just have something in their eye. 17. They don't, they're just about to sneeze. 18. They don't, they just cut an onion. Last edited by Beachlife!; 12 January 2007 at 04:54 PM. Reason: type
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12 January 2007, 05:42 PM
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19. The Redskins get mathmatically eliminated from the playoffs.
20. Their beautiful daughter just gave birth to a beautiful baby boy. 21. In starting a power motor, the thing starts before the cord is all the way out causing him to hit himself in the nose.
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12 January 2007, 04:07 PM
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There's Going To Be Some Tears Tonight
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Thanks for posting this, Squishy. You've just saved me all that money I would have spent to take someone to dinner or the theatre. In fact, tonight I'm going to go to the nearest bar and start crying. I bet the babes will be swarming all over me  Ta ra 'wan, Ieuan "More likely to get the kick in the balls" ab Arthur
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12 January 2007, 07:13 PM
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