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I can't believe someone actually sent me this. I wanted to shoot myself in the eye
"When a girl says she likes you, she wants you to ask her out. When a girl misses u, she's afraid to see how your new girl looks, she's dreading the fact that ur not hers anymore When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when bumping heads 3 years later When a girl just stares deep into your eyes, she's HOPING that your hers and only hers (it shows how much she cares: eyes never lie) When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says, "I'll love you forever, "she means it. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that Guy Facts: When a guy calls u he wants to be with you When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you... When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes, he means it When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do? When you're laying your head on a guy's chest he has the world When a guy calls you everyday he is in love When a (good) guy say he loves you he means it When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done When a guy says, "I miss you, " he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else" |
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When a woman misses you / When a man misses you..
They need to sight their scopes better. They need to account for wind better. |
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When a guy says he can't live without you, get a restraining order
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Entirely correct. Who has never heard of a booty call?
Either that or ignoring you or possibly just wishing you'd just shut up for a moment so he can speak. Uh, no. He might just be counting to 10 (or another, higher, number) in his head. Quote:
In fact, "or he wants in your pants" could follow just about all of those. |
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Maybe he'll even call you a cab
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Last edited by Esprise Me; 20 July 2007 at 03:08 PM. Reason: Because I totally screwed up the linked text. |
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Now now no need to go overboard may be slip her a bus timetable as she leaves.
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Why do I even read these anymore? There seems to be roughly a gross of these 'facts' circulating the 'net, and 20 of them make it into each of these 'When a boy/girl does x' messages. I think I could start reciting them in my sleep!
I could probably respond on a point by point basis, but to what purpose? I'll just get irritated or laugh madly at the next one that comes along (depending on my mood) and start repeating myself. PS: Dondi, I like your fixed line better.
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Sorry, I didn't make it any farther than that. |
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