'Town' website calls for banning of Santa

[snopes]

A Pennsylvania town has apparently banned Santa from their town this Christmas because he is an illegal immigrant who does not pass through the Land of the Free's glorious immigration checks each year.

http://today.reuters.com/news/articl...TION-SANTA.xml

[ganzfeld]

And they say immigrants aren't criminals. The guy is known around the world for breaking and entering.

[Canuckistan]

Originally Posted by ganzfeld

And they say immigrants aren't criminals. The guy is known around the world for breaking and entering.

Not to mention stalking and invasion of privacy -- he likes to watch.

Boy, this makes ol' Saint Nick look like a pervert.

[Artemis]

Now that I think about it, I'm kind of surprised that Santa has survived our molestation fearing, pervert crazed society. You think they'd have banned him when they introduced Megan's law...or at least have decided that jolly old saint Nicolette was more appropriate.