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Old 25 December 2006, 07:36 AM
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Dogs for sex

Comment: Here in Buenos Aires there is a stereotype that all the old women
who have pet lapdogs use them to perform cunnilingus. I've heard stories
about dog to woman oral sex for years outside of Argentina as well, but
there doesn't seem to be anything online about the mythic status of these
stories. Do you have any information?
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Old 28 December 2006, 02:47 AM
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Personally, I wouldn't have thought that dogs would have the required attention span ...
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Old 28 December 2006, 03:02 AM
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Peanut butter.
Yes, I know...
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Old 01 January 2007, 04:36 PM
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Isn't that where the term "Lap-dog" came from?

Me too
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Old 04 January 2007, 08:13 AM
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Way too many videos with fake file names seem to show this to be true. Not necessarily just from South America, either. In Washington state there were reports of a man who (to be succint and not too crude) died while being "intimate" with a horse. Apparently they wrote a law after the incident, because there was no existing law governing inter-species relations. (Those that have seen Clerks II feel free to chuckle. Or not.) If the Old Testament author felt the need to actually put in print the prohibition, it must have been common enough to proscribe it. And no, I'm not posting the link to a questionable site which actually carried a video like the one described.
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Old 09 January 2007, 07:34 PM
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This came up recently on the old board. It has also been said that the poodle's long muzzle was selctively bred for that purpose, to keep lonely French ladies happy.

I think I also mentioned how my colleague was recently grossed out at overhearing a couple of schoolgirls chatting while waiting for the bus; one was telling the other how she permitted her dog to lick her genitals and found it "quite nice".
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Old 09 January 2007, 08:21 PM
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Unfortunately, the Poodle isn't a French dog. It's actually German. And it was a German retreiver.

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