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Old 21 November 2018, 07:41 PM
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When going to a city where you know you're going to buy a lot of things, it might be a good idea to pack a tote bag. After all, you should know by now that your suitcase is not the Tardis, or Mary Poppins's handbag.
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Old 26 November 2018, 03:19 PM
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If you need to call the Doctor, bringing his number to work is a good first step.

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Old 26 November 2018, 05:13 PM
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Probably in part due to Kermor's Tardis reference, I momentarily thought you intended to call The Doctor.
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Old 26 November 2018, 07:20 PM
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I suspect his method of dealing with my shoulder would be to take me back in time to before I hurt it. That's not particularly helpful.



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Old 04 December 2018, 01:36 PM
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When you have bought something that comes in a two-pack, it ight be a good idea to keep the cardboard packaging it came into. That way, if the glass container doesn't feature the instructions for heating the contents, you can still get them by reading them on the cardboard. No harm done, but still...
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Old 25 December 2018, 07:27 PM
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If you have your MLB The Show season set to have the CPU control trades for your team, donít be surprised if one of your best players gets traded.
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Old 11 January 2019, 05:03 PM
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Don't wait until you run out of your medication to call the pharmacy, especially if the pharmacy has to call the doctor.
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Old 12 January 2019, 09:36 AM
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If in the morning you puke twice, and go to the toilet some six times to shit water, it would be good idea to call in sick, because the situation won't get better at work. Think about that next time.

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Old 12 January 2019, 05:07 PM
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Not to mention that whatever you've got, everybody else at work would rather not catch it!

ETA: Hope you're feeling better soon.
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Old 12 January 2019, 06:42 PM
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I think my housemate caught Kermor's bug, the symptoms sound the same and the poor guy looks terrible. I'm keeping my distance from him ....
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Old 15 January 2019, 01:45 PM
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It's best to check the entire text alert from work to make sure your department is one of the locations that will be opening two hours late.
Don't stop at the "...open at 9AM".
You assumed and you know what happens when you assume.
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Old 29 January 2019, 08:51 PM
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If you're not massively hungry, and you have to get up early the next morning, then it's one thing to open a packet of crisps while preparing the meal, and it's another thing to finish the whole pizza against your better judgement (thanks to my added ingredients the base had gone a bit soggy so it wouldn't have been easy to pack it up to eat tomorrow, and I'm away for a few days so couldn't leave it in the fridge).

But doing those things will make you completely stuffed, and so you really shouldn't open a second can of beer just after finishing the pizza, and just when you should really be starting to get ready for bed. You've already eaten too much to sleep well. It's not often I struggle with a beer and regret opening it...
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Old 30 January 2019, 12:52 AM
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Should have opened a can of pineapple juice.
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Old 04 February 2019, 12:52 PM
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Hey bonehead! Talking to you Dawn! What part of be careful when closing a pocket knife because it might cut you! don't you get???? You are on blood thinners you know!
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