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Old 22 September 2009, 07:04 AM
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Icon103 Newsreader fails: the 30 most baffling onscreen errors

Following Fox 5 news anchor Ernie Arnastos's four-letter 'chicken' outburst, we look at some of the best autocue catastrophes.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...en-errors.html
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Old 22 September 2009, 12:33 PM
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Teachers foul up, too. I recall one of my friends at UGA getting mixed up with "Huck Finn," turning the name into a phrase suggestive of sex with poultry, and being called into the office when a student complained. She was terrified, but the head of Freshman English just told her it happens.
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Old 22 September 2009, 12:45 PM
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Teachers foul up, too. I recall one of my friends at UGA getting mixed up with "Huck Finn," turning the name into a phrase suggestive of sex with poultry, and being called into the office when a student complained. She was terrified, but the head of Freshman English just told her it happens.
Were southern accents part of the issue? I don't think that would work up here as well.
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Old 22 September 2009, 12:48 PM
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Were southern accents part of the issue? I don't think that would work up here as well.
Probably...it WAS the University of Georgia, and the teacher was from Boone, NC.
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Old 22 September 2009, 08:53 PM
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I have a vague memory of a local Chicago newscast, when the sports guy was talking about something Bartolo Colon had done, when he was with the White Sox. (Before we go further, I should tell you that his last name is pronounced like "cologne"). He'd struck a bunch of people out, and the graphic they plastered up said....."A Whiff Of Colon".

I can't find a video of it anywhere, so I may be misremembering something.

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I have a vague memory of a local Chicago newscast, when the sports guy was talking about something Bartolo Colon had done, when he was with the White Sox. (Before we go further, I should tell you that his last name is pronounced like "cologne"). He'd struck a bunch of people out, and the graphic they plastered up said....."A Whiff Of Colon".

I can't find a video of it anywhere, so I may be misremembering something.
Maybe you were thinking of this newspaper headline?
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Maybe you were thinking of this newspaper headline?
That could be it-maybe they mentioned it on a newscast. Didn't think to look at newspaper headlines.

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I have a vague memory of a local Chicago newscast, when the sports guy was talking about something Bartolo Colon had done, when he was with the White Sox. (Before we go further, I should tell you that his last name is pronounced like "cologne").
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I went to school with a guy who's last name was Woolcock. He pronounced it Wilco.
My Son's teach er this year's name is Cockburn and she pronounces it Coburn.

I call BS.

It is what it is. COLON WOOLCOCK and COCKBURN. Get over yourself already.
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I went to school with a guy who's last name was Woolcock. He pronounced it Wilco.
My Son's teach er this year's name is Cockburn and she pronounces it Coburn.

I call BS.

It is what it is. COLON WOOLCOCK and COCKBURN. Get over yourself already.
Singer-songwriter Bruce Cockburn pronounces it Co-burn as well.

The bit where the anchor walks into a telephone pole isn't real - it's a commercial.
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I have a group of cousins with the last name "Kock". They pronounce it like "cook"m
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Hyacinth Bouquet. That's spelt B-U-C-K-E-T. Yes, I know it's spelt 'Bucket', but I assure you, it's pronounced 'Bouquet'!
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"Had a friend who spelled his name H-e-n-3-r-y ... the three was silent...."

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In Fairbanks there is a restaurant called the Royal Fork. Well for some reason I could never pronounce Fork right.
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Choosing to pronounce one's last name as one's family has always done, or in the manner traditional to one's first language, is not being full of oneself.

Deciding for yourself how other people's names should be pronounced might be.
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Old 19 November 2010, 11:54 PM
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I think "keep on f***ing the chicken" guy was aiming for a Perdue chicken joke -- their slogan is something like "takes a tough man to make a tender chicken," and he was clearly riffing on that. I don't know why he was riffing on that, and of course jokes are supposed to be funny. . .

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Fox News's Shepard Smith clearly doesn't like his colleague Jonathan Hunt very much.
Or perhaps he likes Mr. Smith very much.

How old was the "black fags [flags]" clip? The clothes and hair look very 80s, but there's a teaser caption for a story on the 2005 Grand Prix. Maybe it's pulled from a bleepers show?

The expression on the face of the woman who called her husband an arsehole is priceless. I'm reminded of a story a few years ago, where a newscaster was in the bathroom carping about her sister's awful husband and didn't realize her mic was open until somebody came in and told her.
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"Had a friend who spelled his name H-e-n-3-r-y ... the three was silent...."

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I had a friend who wrote her name as "194". It's pronounced "Ikuyo" in Japanese.
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