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Old 21 January 2019, 10:39 PM
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I walked out to the parking lot to find a man sitting in the passenger seat of my car, smoking weed. I screamed "GET OUT OF MY CAR!" The man turned out to be Seth Rogen and he offered me a hit. His attitude was: "You know who I am, look, we're cool, you can tell your friends you met me." I said, "I don't care, I'm not impressed by you or your weed. Get out of my car!"

Ugh. I am so uncool.
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Old 21 January 2019, 10:42 PM
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Maybe thatís just how your character was written in the sequel to Pineapple Express?
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Old 22 January 2019, 12:58 PM
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I returned to work from lunch to discover that a counter is being built between the entrance to the office area and the area itself, plus my supervisor will not let me go out to lunch anymore because I'm taking too long.


I woke up confused from that one because in general my co-workers and myself will go a place, order something to go, then return to the office.
I've started using GrubHub when I fail to bring something from home.
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Old 23 January 2019, 05:13 PM
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I test drove a Miata/MX-5 in my dream last night. Even though in real life they're two-seaters, the one in my dream only had one seat. It was essentially the size and seating configuration of a go-cart. While it was a lot of fun to drive, some of the controls were bizarre. The gearshift, for example, was down on the floor next to the accelerator and you had to operate it with your foot.
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Old 24 January 2019, 08:51 PM
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Buildings can install a system where if all of the elevators are busy, you can push a button and have the elevator bay itself go up/down to get you to the floor you want. But the mechanism removes all of your clothing below the waist, including shoes, so you have to walk around barefoot and half nude until the building staff recover your clothes and shoes for you.
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Old 01 February 2019, 03:19 PM
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Apparently the movie Striptease is about a stripper finding corpses.

I had that dream back in 96 when the movie came out. I was 12, there was no way I was going to see an MA15+ movie in the cinemas. These days, the big question I have is “who teleported the cars at the end?”
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Old 19 February 2019, 04:43 AM
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The next Star Wars movie will feature a space ship called "The Mosquito", which basically looks like a smaller version of Serenity from Firefly. In hindsight that sounds like it should be a sequel to Serenity, but in the dream it was definitely Star Wars. The main antagonist in this movie is a witch. The witch has teeth in her vagina* that will bite anyone who gets close to it. This is revealed to the audience in a graphic shot that likely wouldn't be allowed in any non-porn film, basically a close up shot of her lady parts.

*And that's why I had to wait until evening to post this. I totally wasn't going to Google that from work.
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Old 19 February 2019, 11:49 AM
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My next tattoo design...*

Just got to recreate it now.


*being of a cat rather than anything mentioned in the above post!
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Old 19 February 2019, 01:27 PM
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My mother is remarrying, the wedding is here, and I'm going crazy because I've not only got to make sure that everything is copacetic, but I'm also in the wedding, so I'm running around in a nice looking though formal dress. Plus my supervisor is present because the wedding venue belongs to the county agency I work for.
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Old 25 February 2019, 09:33 AM
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I'm walking through a park here in Tucson with two co-workers (we work at a retail store, apparently, in a really weirdly built strip mall*) when a jaguar attacks us. As we are fighting it some busybody comes over and warns me I'm going to be arrested for illegally importing a jaguar.

*It's long and skinny and you have to reach the interior walking area by going through the main store. Except to actually go INTO a store you have to go through other stores. The walkway is only for walking.
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Old 03 March 2019, 01:33 AM
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Brad Jones either has polydactyly or is God (and for some reason, I’m friendly with him and Doug Walker, despite the #ChangeTheChannel affair). Meanwhile, in order to review Chicago, I need to be in Chicago.
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Old 03 March 2019, 01:08 PM
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Meanwhile, in order to review Chicago, I need to be in Chicago.
There is a part of my head to which this makes perfect sense.

ETA: A dream sort of sense. But sense all the same.
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Old 03 March 2019, 05:40 PM
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I am a masked crime-fighter working with a small group of fellow newbie crime fighters (no powers, but we have some gadgetry, including a propane-powered hover-cycle the size of a child's tricycle; it requires a match or similar ignition source to get started). And I'm working hard to establish my name, since there is another newbie crime-fighter with a very similar code-name out there who is threatening my "trademark": Violette. My code-name: Violetta. And yes, I remain a cis, white hetero male in the dream. Yay, progressive dreaming brain?
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Old 03 March 2019, 11:17 PM
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There is a part of my head to which this makes perfect sense.

ETA: A dream sort of sense. But sense all the same.
I should note that both Doug and Brad hail from the Illinois area. Also, I would prefer to crossover with the likes of Linkara, but (a) I donít actually do reviews and (b) Chicago is not on his radar. (Also, he lives in Minnesota).
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Old 10 March 2019, 10:31 AM
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Charlie Chan's eldest daughter has just written a play that is so good that she just won a Pulitzer for it. Weirdly, it was set in the present but she's only 25 or so.
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Old 19 March 2019, 01:08 PM
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DH and I are in the possession of a rather ratty looking--but still serviceable--RV. It will do, but then I opened an interior panel to reveal steps leading up to a palatial suite.

[The RV's former owner had died and somehow we ended up getting the RV]
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