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Old 10 December 2018, 09:46 PM
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You know, it just struck me that there's something a little ironic about translating a Christmas song into Hebrew.
I know. That's why I did it

Ta ra 'wan,

Ieuan "Happy Last Day of Hannukkah" ab Arthur
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Old 10 December 2018, 10:22 PM
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"The Christmas Song" through Hebrew (because of the irony), Luxembourgish, and Somali:

Fire furnaces for open fires
Jack Frost announces your nose
Christmas celebrations and dramas
People are dressed in clothing

Everyone knows Turkish and some guns
It helps during the season
Small tarps on their eyes
It's hard to sleep today

They know that Santa is on the way
There are many things to do with kids to play with cotton
Every mother walks in the pilgrimage
Be sure if Eyal knows how to fly

And why I express this simple word
Children from one to two to two
Although it has already mentioned many times, many different ways
Merry Christmas

And why I express this simple word
Children from one to two to two
Although it has already mentioned many times, many different ways
Merry Christmas

ETA: I love how "mistletoe" apparently got turned into "guns"

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Old 10 December 2018, 10:59 PM
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"Winter Wonderland" through Macedonian, Turkish (because everyone knows Turkish according to Google Translate), and Nepali.

Do you hear the bell?
In the forest, the snow is light
Excellent view
We are happy tonight
Winter walk in Wonderland

Blue remote
A new bird stay here.
Sing songs
Going together
Winter walk in Wonderland

We can cut the grass into the snow
Then we work like pastor brown.
Are you married
We say, there is nothing.
But you can finish it
City again

Then we hesitate
Dream of fire
Fear
Our plans
Winter walk in Wonderland

We can cut the grass into the snow
And claim that he had a circus
Have a lot of fun with a gentleman snowman.
Other children do not destroy it.

It's not interesting when it snows
If your nose is big
We will be able to escape and play Eskimo
Winter walk in Wonderland

Winter walk in Wonderland
Winter walk in Wonderland
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Old 10 December 2018, 11:13 PM
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"The Christmas Song" through Hebrew (because of the irony), Luxembourgish, and Somali:

ETA: I love how "mistletoe" apparently got turned into "guns"
I think that also happened to one of my efforts a few days back. Perhaps it's thinking we misspelled "missle."
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Old 10 December 2018, 11:27 PM
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Perhaps it's thinking we misspelled "missle."
That was my guess.

Wilda "I shoot missiles from my toes" Beast
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Old 10 December 2018, 11:28 PM
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"The Marvelous Toy" gets an upgrade thanks to Fijian, Catalan, and Polish:

Oh, my little level was always full of health and happiness,
My father's house came one night and gave him one of the toys.
I wonder, behold, comes with many bright colors,
And when I put my eyes on it it became joyful.

He moved to the "lock " on the go with the notebook "in " The balance of payment of the stop,
Whizzing and the notebook "" in a standing position.
I don't know what I believe and I'm not.

The first time I took it, I had a big surprise,
In the bottom right corner had two more buttons
Big green eyes.
Pushed one, then another, then twisted CAP,
When I leave it again and this is what he did:

This is the first that has left and go right,
Then go under the seat.
And when everything seemed lost, there is even there.
I started my father and excitement knowing that it was "Oh Look,
When he came back, my great toy, rattle behind the bandwagon.

Yes, the age has spread so quickly, it seems that
I have a little boy.
And yesterday I gave to my wonderful toys.
The eyes almost came out of the head,
And he gave a squeak of joy.
None of us know
But he loves it like me.

This is in "lock " with destiny, "Balance of payments " is stopped,
And the notebook's "whizzing" it stops.
I don't know why, just
But I think no.
I don't know why, just
But I think no.
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Old 11 December 2018, 12:25 AM
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I think "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" is much improved through Kurdish and Hmong.

Find grandma on the road
Get home from our home
You can say that Santa did nothing
But our parents believe
It would be a great example
And we do not want to
But chemicals are fired
And it's hard to wind
When we found him there morning
At the protest
He missed himself
And Claus's pain was shown to him outside

Find grandma on the road
Get home from our home
You can say that Santa did nothing
But our parents believe

Now we are all lucky
That's fine
View available in Istanbul
Mel and cats cats with a cousin Mel
No, Krismez funeral funeral
All clothes are worn
And we are not the only helper, but he was shocked
We must open our gifts
Send a copy of them (return)

Find grandma on the road
Get home from our home
You can say that Santa did nothing
But our parents believe

It is now on the table
And pudding is made from the figure
And hot and hot
A person who has hair loss on the breast
I stand all my friends and neighbors
Get better for yourself
This authorization should not be recorded
A man who is burning
And hit with elves

Find grandma on the road
Get home from our home
You can say that Santa did nothing
But our parents believe

Kalik Singin '
Find grandma on the road
Get home from our home
You can say that Santa did nothing
But our parents believe
Piestas will be a pirate

ETA: "Piestas will be a pirate" started out as "Merry Christmas". No idea how that happened.
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Old 11 December 2018, 01:01 AM
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Rudolph goes through Hebrew, Yiddish and Norwegian, complete with the call-backs:

You know Ducker and the dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Thunder and Clown
But you remember it
The most famous reindeer of all?
Rudolph Red Reindeer Reindeer (Reindeer!)
He has a brilliant nose (like a shot!)
And if you've ever seen it (see it!)
You want to say it glamorously (like Northern!)
All the other deer (reindeer!)
Something laughs and call him (like Pinocchio!)
They never give bad rodolph (Rudolph!)
Connect all reel games (like Monopoly!)
Then an evening of foggy mist
Santa came to tell (oh ho ho)
Rudolph, with your nose so bright
Do not you want to drive your sled tonight? "(Mystery!)
So, as Eyal loved him (loved him!)
When they shouted with joy (Yepi!)
"Rudolph Red Yal Reindeer (Reindeer!)
You want to go down in history "(like Napoleon!)

What surprises me is that Hebrew and Yiddish both translated “Pinocchio”
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Old 11 December 2018, 03:03 PM
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Go Tell it On the Mountain through Amharic, Hebrew (because that seems to be a trend), Swahili, Yiddish, and Swedish.

As I watched
I saw the night and the day;
I pray to God for help,
He showed me what I said.
"You went and talked about the mountain,
Mountain wherever you are,
"You went and talked about the mountain,
Jesus Christ is born.
He made me a guardian
In the city walls,
If I am Christian,
I am a teacher of all.
"You went and talked about the mountain,
Mountain wherever you are,
"You went and talked about the mountain,
Jesus Christ is born.

Interesting how "tell it ON the mountain" became "talked about the mountain." Other than that, pretty bland. Maybe I should've kept going.

ETA: This one is better: Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming, run through Swedish, Xhosa, Swedish, Polish, Swedish, Zulu, Swedish, English/

See how praise and praise are seen
The bar team grows!
Yess is from birth
When people smile
The light of the flower has come
Winter winter
About half falls daily

Isaiah predicted
aroused anger
Mary and I see
Virginia, Mom, that's good
Showing love to God
He carried a savior
About half falls daily


Seaboe

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Old 11 December 2018, 05:51 PM
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Since someone did the "Santa's Elves" song from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, I decided the Futurama equivalent needed a shot -- via Icelandic and Corsican:

Elves Robot Santa is:
We are free and well worth it
With many players to build
The machines are a little scratched
Probably somebody has murdered
But we are happy to work for nothing
Tempura:
What is good, because it should not be paid
Elves Robot Santa is:
And do they make them work today! In order!

We only have one hour
To make several million gifts
And work is not pleasant
Leela:
Then they won a triple shift
You can do the fastest work
If you came the control at high speed
Elves Robot Santa is:
It's the time to work the day of Christmas! In order.
Leela:
Even if they were both cold and injured and bright
Your faith will take your pain
Tempura:
Let the happy smile get your body
Uhr:
There is a play in the core
Elves Robot Santa is:
We eat very tired
And we can not make it annoying
And we are welcome
Bender:
Why, now, small bastards!
You want kids to think
That Santa is just a spilled crab bag!
So then, get back to work!
Elves Robot Santa is:
Now it's almost Christmas
And we have done the best we can
Tempura:
These game soldiers are poorly printed
Leela:
And they are made of inferior trees
Bender:
He will already have all filed
But I wanted to
Santa robot:
If it was not stuck here frozen
I can burst into the eye
Elves Robot Santa is:
They now return to our tenements
There are hundreds
Leela:
You have the best you can
Some of these little ones are good
Elves Robot Santa is:
In order! They are suitable!
Everything:
Elves save the day of Christmas!
In order!

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Old 11 December 2018, 06:23 PM
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It took me a second to realize that "Tempura" was Fry.
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Old 11 December 2018, 06:55 PM
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From one of my favorite Christmas albums, "Christmas on the Ponderosa" by the cast of Bonanza, is Little Joe's "Santa Got Lost in Texas". Javanese/Tamil/Bosnian and back.

I slept all night.
When you see a different view, you will not believe it.
There was a boredom and boredom of Santa Claus.
Pull the wheat into the big red grill.

Santa died in Texas and she did not know how to get out.
Santa died for Christmas in Texas.

"Keep calm," I said, "fire is fire here.
Share my coffee, beans and bread. "
"You shine like me," she said, "she can go on ice."
"I do not have a lot like you," I said, "but Lord, I did not lose!"

Santa died in Texas and she did not know how to get out.
Santa died for Christmas in Texas.

"I drive for a long time," he says, "look at one person."
Texas is too big for me. Very high and high.
I'll leave you a big star and a couple of silver.
Here the cattle farms destroyed me! "

Santa died in Texas and she did not know how to get out.
Santa died for Christmas in Texas.

They eat green beans and bread until the bowl is dried.
"Merry Christmas, son!" He said, "Now I have to fly.
Looking at friends and old friends.
Do not give up on dogs.
I'm sending a letter north of Texas, and I'll hit my house. "

Santa Claus was killed in Texas, but when he was greeted
He left the Texas star "pillow" in the sky.
There are Christmas and Cowboys on the square
Santa Claus will no longer come to Texas.
He will never lose again!
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Old 11 December 2018, 07:27 PM
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What happens when you start with a song that's funny already? I present you with "Christmas at Ground Zero" through Haitian Creole, Welsh, Korean (I figured a song about nukes has to go through Korea), German, and Tamil. The first thing that happened is that "siren" became "mermaid", but other than that it remained fairly accurate until that last translation through Tamil. I think that third verse sounds a lot more serious than the original lyrics.

Christmas in Ground Zero
It's music in the air.
Ice bell rings and
Mermaid attacks when air spray

Christmas in Ground Zero
The key presses
The radio tells us.
This is not a test.

Everywhere there are bombs.
This is the end of humanity.
There is still no time for last minute business
It's time to face the final result.

Now, the Christmas floor is zero.
The crowd is in panic.
You can eat garbage that attacks trees.
Sweet mushroom man

[Little Mermaid]

You may hear a little loudly from you.
Or in the jock frost window
But when someone climbing on your chimney
If you shoot a weapon well, kill yourself.

Oh, Christmas on the ground Zero.
But if the radiation level is fixed
I will go out with you and see new things.
Four cylinder transition

Christmas in Ground Zero
Leave it in seconds.
I will treat my love as a bird to Yulet.
Under the Pony

Christmas in Ground Zero
On the way there is a rocket.
What a crazy boy we have to do
This is Joli's holidays
What a crazy boy we have to do
This is Joli's holidays

[Little Mermaid]
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Old 11 December 2018, 11:41 PM
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Well, if we're going to go that way, I ran Tom Lehrer's "A Christmas Carol" through Hebrew, Latin, and Arabic (honoring the three Abrahamic religions)...

This category is joy
The consent of the dementia in doubt
Wrap the courts of Holly fern
Say, if you do not fill a cup of

Killing turkeys, ducks and chickens
Horace saieth iron
Despite the opportunity to resent
Dude here again

On Christmas Day is a stain
I love you and your man
Time to take it off
And the other 364

Relationships, without account, spare'll
No one wants to punch
Or pen and compatible pencil
("Just what's necessary, how cute!")

It does not matter, do not know how to be worthy,
He will not have the wind mind,
The meaning does not love
the highest price

Listen, Minister of Tribune Herald
A wonderful announcement
Return to God,
You can make payment to Ioltiid
I heard the angels high
Go - cheap!

Shining rings may be fake
Hello dear Chris Kringle
Fears of driving through the sky.
When, however, do not stand in
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Old 12 December 2018, 12:02 AM
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I took Irving Berlin's "Snow" from "White Christmas" on a trip through German and Korean and figured it wouldn't get much better than this:

Eyes
It won't be long before we do everything with our eyes
Eyes
I want to wash my hands, face and head with my eyes.

Eyes
I heard the shovel of the eye erasing the way
Eyes
o See the big man from the snow

Where the Snow
Throughout the winter
where I want
Snowball Toss
That's what I
How long I ski
Through the

Eyes
These shiny houses look like snow
Eyes
The snow covered in the quilt and saw the mountain OH

What is Christmas without snow?
Snowy White Christmas
Eyes

I'll be snow soon
I wash my hair with eyes
And with a shovel of snow
I'm building a man without eyes
I would love to stay with you, but I recommend a little shuteye
Go to bed
and dreams
From the eyes
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