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Old 30 July 2009, 06:03 PM
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Comment: Here is an e-mail that I just received:
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I received a tip, from someone who works at a bank. The Feds have sent
them instructions to close the bank near the end of August, on a date to
be determined later, and remain closed for an undetermined length of time.
She said checking around with other banks they too had received the same
strange letter.

So if you have any money in the bank, any stocks in the stock market, any
funds left in your 401Ks, or your IRAs. take it out and buy gold or silver
bullion with it. I say this because other reports have said that the
dollar will collapse in September+/-., If it does the resulting chaos of
closed banks and a worthless dollar will cause major uprisings., riots and
a certain call for Martial Law.

Since our President has sent a 28,000 active, reserve and National Guard
troops into to Afghanistan since his swearing in as president, and today
he announced that he will send another 30,000 troops to Afghanistan
shortly; guess who will be called in to put down these uprisings? You've
got it ... The UN troops that have conveniently come in for FEMA training
exercises and have been kept here for just this reason.

Who says the United States can't work in coordination with other country's
militaries to fight the war on terrorists? And guess who the terrorists
are? You've got it again ... we are all Christians, all Conservatives, all
of us "right-wing extremists" .... Prepare now ... or be left to fend for
yourself with worthless dollars, an empty stomach, hungry children crying,
and a huge Army after you.
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Old 30 July 2009, 06:25 PM
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I really actually thought this thread was going to be about some issues in the Aluminum mining industry (as foil these days is aluminum), and how it was somehow the administration's fault.

As to the OP, wow, just wow.
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Old 30 July 2009, 06:46 PM
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And guess who the terrorists are? You've got it again ... we are all Christians, all Conservatives, all of us "right-wing extremists" .... Prepare now ... or be left to fend for yourself with worthless dollars, an empty stomach, hungry children crying, and a huge Army after you.
But who will care for Jesus? And the puppies?
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Old 30 July 2009, 06:50 PM
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You mock, but this is probably accurate:

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... the dollar will collapse in September+/-...
I predict that the dollar will collapse in September +/- one thousand years.
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Old 30 July 2009, 06:53 PM
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So if you have any money in the bank, any stocks in the stock market, any
funds left in your 401Ks, or your IRAs. take it out and buy gold or silver
bullion with it.
I'm buying beef bullion with my money. Gold and Silver will be worthless.
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Old 30 July 2009, 07:29 PM
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Meh. It could have used some zombies. And evil alien overlords.
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Old 30 July 2009, 07:40 PM
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There was a really interesting story on This American Life (episode titled "Scenes From a Recession") a few months back that talked about what does happen when a bank is closed down by the FDIC and how they basically swoop in a close the bank over a weekend. "Someone who works at the bank" I don't believe is privy to this information so far in advance, precisely to avoid people panicking and pulling all their money out (or starting bizarre theories about government takeover).
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Old 30 July 2009, 08:27 PM
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But it has to be true! Afterall,when you take that 58,000 troops out of the country, there won't be any left US troops left here. Right?

er, except for the National Guard, the Reserves, and those other active duty troops who are not stationed abroad.

Ok, nevermind.

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Old 30 July 2009, 09:03 PM
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Comment: I have seen versions of this text on webpages and
blog posts. Haven't yet gotten it in an email...but who uses email
anymore when there's facebook and blogs? The text is below. Do you
have information on its veracity?

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"Have you been made aware of the massive roadblock plans to stop all
travelers for a vaccine bracelet (stainless steel band with a micro-chip
on board) that will force you to take the shot? Refuse it? You will be
placed on a prison bus and taken to a quarantine camp. What will you do
when your children are NOT allowed into school without the shot? What will
you do when you are not allowed into the workplace without the vaccine
paperwork? Buy groceries? Go to the bank? Shop anywhere?? Get on a plane,
bus or train? Use the toilet in the mall? Nope. Police officers will
become loathed, feared, despised and remembered for their "official"
duties.

I have hundreds of police officers at all levels and military men placing
their careers on the line with information that confirms every shred of
the worst case scenario. You have been warned thousands of times, and yet
you dismiss me and many others out of hand as nut-jobs, because we went
out to the twig part of the branch to bring you information that freedom
loving true remnant patriots must have."
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Old 30 July 2009, 09:27 PM
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You have been warned thousands of times, and yet
you dismiss me and many others out of hand as nut-jobs, because we
...are nut-jobs.
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Old 30 July 2009, 11:16 PM
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I'm confused. The bracelet vaccinates you? Against what? Borg assimilation?
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Old 30 July 2009, 11:18 PM
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Wow. These people suck at writing spec-fic.

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Prepare now ... or be left to fend for
yourself with worthless dollars, an empty stomach, hungry children crying,
and a huge Army after you.
Nah, as an evil socialist, I'll be happily cooperating with our new fascist overlords. I'm pretty sure my Planned Parenthood donation receipts will get me into the compound.
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Old 30 July 2009, 11:34 PM
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What will you do when you are not allowed into the workplace without the vaccine paperwork?
I'd probably get the vaccination, if whatever it was for was that serious.
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Old 30 July 2009, 11:51 PM
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What will
you do when you are not allowed into the workplace without the vaccine
paperwork?
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I'd probably get the vaccination, if whatever it was for was that serious.
Commie....
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Old 31 July 2009, 12:37 AM
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Commie....
Oh, yeah! Well, I'd also follow it up by drinking a big ol' glass of fluoride!
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Old 02 August 2009, 01:29 AM
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Comment: A friend told me that someone told him that Hillary Clinton is
trying to sell "an area" near Alaska to Russia, but that "they" are trying
to keep the deal "hush hush". Obviously we don't believe this, but it's a
new rumor that might be going around.
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Old 02 August 2009, 01:31 AM
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A friend told me that someone told him that Hillary Clinton is
trying to sell "an area" near Alaska to Russia, but that "they" are trying
to keep the deal "hush hush".
Yes, it's a little-known fact that the Secretary of State actually "owns" the United States and can sell off any portion of it to foreign countries at his or her whim.
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Old 02 August 2009, 02:23 AM
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guess who will be called in to put down these uprisings? You've
got it ... The UN troops that have conveniently come in for FEMA training
exercises and have been kept here for just this reason.
What is it with the UN and the tinfoil brigade?

http://lasttrumpetnewsletter.org/2009/08_09_l.html

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The signs of communist takeover are everywhere. We know that the United Nations Charter, drafted in San Francisco, California, in 1945, was copied word for word from the Soviet Constitution. We also know that the only two U.S. Senators that voted against it were the two who read it. . . Comm-UN-ism has been proliferated by the United Nations since its inception. I recently read in an article from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel that the city of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, has become vitally important in the UN conspiracy. Milwaukee has been designated as a U.N. Global Compact City, one of only thirteen such cities worldwide. The article goes on to say that a new building on the shores of Lake Michigan will be used for many high-level political purposes, primarily water control policies. (7) We know that the Illuminati’s love affair with “Mother Earth” is witchcraft of the first magnitude, and the “Green Earth” programs provide a common-cause gimmick needed to weld the people behind the globalist’s Marxist socialism.
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Old 02 August 2009, 02:24 AM
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Quote:
...Hillary Clinton is
trying to sell "an area" near Alaska to Russia...
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Yes, it's a little-known fact that the Secretary of State actually "owns" the United States and can sell off any portion of it to foreign countries at his or her whim.
Silly snopes, she's not selling a portion of the United States! It's "an area" near Alaska. I'm guessing they mean Canada, maybe just the Yukon, or perhaps even the whole shebang.
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Old 02 August 2009, 03:27 PM
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Huh? I thought all the areas near Alaska were Russian.

I know! Sarah Palin's trying to sell Russia the Bering Sea!

Mabe she should sell the godless Rooskies the Brooklyn Bridge next.

- Pseudo "cold comfort for conspiracists" Croat
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