Kingdom of Loathing Snopes clan

[Stan The Man]

I'm perfectly fine with:

Zombo's skull ring - Tootsie
Zombo's shoulder blade - Tootsie
Ol' Scratch's stove door - Stan
Chester's Aquarius medallion - Stan
Hodgman's harmonica - St James

and splitting the rest evenly.

[Tootsie Plunkette]

I'll take care of it tonight after work.

[Saint James]

I'm fine with that too. Like I said, Tootsie took out Hodegeman, so I'm happy just with the Harmonica (*Plays a cheerful tune*)

[Tootsie Plunkette]

Loot distributed (hopefully correctly); sewers sealed & re opened.

[Stan The Man]

Hodgman is down. The only thing I need is Hodgman's almanac.

Chester's bag of candy
Chester's sunglasses
Hodgman's almanac
Hodgman's porkpie hat
Zombo's grievous greaves
Frosty's nailbat
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches
Oscus's dumpster waders

[Tootsie Plunkette]

Originally Posted by Stan The Man

Hodgman is down. The only thing I need is Hodgman's almanac.

Same here; give me nothing or whatever you think fair for my minimal participation.

[Stan The Man]

Doesn't really matter to me. Take one of the other items if you'd like.

[Tootsie Plunkette]

Loot distributed, Hobopolis reset.

Does anyone know what the record for gnawing through bars in one sewer run might be? I think I may be a contender this time around.

[Stan The Man]

Actually, you probably have the record. But not from this run. Jan.3, 2012:
Tplunkette (#1678026) gnawed through 14 C. H. U. M. cages (140 turns)

[Tootsie Plunkette]

Obviously I have a talent.

[Tootsie Plunkette]

The IOTM for July is a clan VIP Lounge thing: Clan hot dog stand. It costs 3 Mr. A's. I'm willing to contribute one of those, if other clannies want to contribute the other two. Although I seem to be one of the few still playing at the moment...

Note: the VIP Lounge key is also available this month, if you didn't get one before. There's cool stuff in the Lounge!

Note: I will probably be out of contact until Tuesday.

[Tootsie Plunkette]

This just posted on Facebook:

Kingdom of Loathing
Shhh...don't tell anyone, but Jick and Co. are almost finished with a brand new Clan Dungeon with tons of puzzle-solving, monsters, and items.

In case any of you were thinking of coming back. Or joining up.

[Tootsie Plunkette]

July 27
Welcome to Dreadsylvania! Our newest clan dungeon is now available for the Adventuring pleasure of you and your close friends!

I have opened the portal in the Clan Basement.

[Stan The Man]

I was going to check out Dreadsylvania, but I don't have permission.

[Tootsie Plunkette]

Should be fixed now; let me know if not.

[Stan The Man]

Fixed. Thanks!

[Tootsie Plunkette]

"September 24
A stinking portal from the Infernal Abyss has opened in the Distant Woods. What ominousness does this ominously forebode?"

[Stan The Man]

Thanks for the nudge. Will definitely check that out.

[Alarm]

I'm going to check it out, and maybe make a try at it.

<--- can i be a wizard?

[Tootsie Plunkette]

Alarm (or anyone else interested), you can be a Turtle Tamer, Seal Clubber, Accordion Thief, Disco Bandit, Sauceror, or Pastamancer; and if you play enough you can Ascend and be another, or each of them, eventually. But you have to start somewhere; once you get to Level 3 (if I recall correctly) you can apply for clan membership, which has many benefits.

Also highly recommended: the KoL Wiki. It will be your friend.