Lamest Amazon.com reviews

[snopes]

Dr. Syn: The Scarecrow of Romney Marsh

Im not much on writing review on product im eaven satifed or not and i was satified.

[Richard W]

Are you the "1 of 6 people" who found that review helpful, snopes?

[snopes]

Originally Posted by Richard W

Are you the "1 of 6 people" who found that review helpful, snopes?

Yes. I've been considering taking Satifed for my allergies, and this was the only mention of it I could find on the web.

[Ana Ng]

I've giggled more than once at the reviews for Duncan Hines Yellow Cake:

Obviously, the price is right -- so that's 1 star right there. And the convenience of super-saver delivery spares me I don't even know how many trips to Niger. That's another star.

However, try as I might, I could never get this stuff to enrich to fully weapons-grade. If it worked half as well in my ballistic missiles as it does in my research reactor, it'd be 5 stars. Maybe you'll have better luck. It's possible that my centrifuge is hinky.

[Minstrel]

From Ana's Yellow Cake mix reviews, I found a link to Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl. oz.:

Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Now I have a case of The Giggles.

[Just Jocko]

Originally Posted by Minstrel

Now I have a case of The Giggles.

As do I, hon, as do I.

[Tarquin Farquart]

For what it's worth, the lamest Amazon reviews I've seen are for political books whose political standpoint the reviewer is against.

[snopes]

Reviews posted by Amazon customers have become one of the online retailer's most useful and popular features. But they are open to abuse by mischievous commenters.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolog...w-threads.html

[snopes]

Victoria & Albert (DVD):

This is the worst film made since Battlefield Earth. The bear was horribly unrealistic and the manner in which the children repeatedly called out "Papa!" made me want to drive an icicle through my frontal lobe. It also did not contain enough weapons of mass destruction. This movie should be rated P for poopie.

[crocoduck_hunter]

Originally Posted by Tarquin Farquart

For what it's worth, the lamest Amazon reviews I've seen are for political books whose political standpoint the reviewer is against.

Or creationists writing reviews on books on evolution.

[snopes]

The Essential Bob Dylan:

I always heared about little bobby dylan this, little bobby dylan is good that, you never will or did you ever hear sutphing like little bobby dylan? no i did not and we'll prefer to call those the good old days. I just hope he's reading this review because i have a fresh opinion and some pretty advice for him to hear (if he can after he done listened to his own self till he's deaf of hearin): don't say it undaneath ya breff little bobby dylan. sing it out like a loud and proud woming that you have become or that you maybe are.

[snopes]

The Twilight Zone: The Complete Definitive Collection (DVD)

i think thats alot of money for this. i mean just because something sells alot, doesnt mean you have to cheat other people by going up on the price. american greed strikes again!!

[Brad from Georgia]

Someone on Amazon.com once reviewed a book I cowrote by beginning, "I havent read this but it cant be a good book." And it wasn't even my fault that it couldn't, but the fault of a movie....

[snopes]

John Steinbeck's East of Eden

This book was yellow and old. I did not want to touch it and threw it away. Condion of book appaling.

[JoeBentley]

http://leasthelpful.com/

[Lainie]

The 2/13 entry on Joe's link is a review of a mall not far from my home.

But this one is funnier.

[Tarquin Farquart]

I'm sure I saw a 1-star review of Breaking The Waves, which complained that the portrayal of God was "inaccurate", but it doesn't seem to be there now.

[Psihala]

Hill's Science Diet Culinary Creations Kitten Roasted Chicken Dinner in a Savory Gravy Cat Food - 2.9-Ounce Can (Pack of 24)

Problem:
the ad fails to mention any size of the cat food cans.
but the picture shows a 5.5oz can.

So, I ordered it based on the picture: which is CLEARLY 5.5 oz cans.
What I got is 2 cases of 24 2.9oz cans,
this is not what I ordered.
and now, I need the cat food! I have hungry cats here!

I ordered it online since it's not available locally.

I am NOT happy!
I can't return it for refund, it would take way too long.

what do you suggest?

Um... Feed the cats the food you got, since the stuff in the little cans is the same stuff as in the bigger cans?

~Psihala

[kismet]

If I ordered one case of 24 5.5 ounce cans of catfood and received 2 cases of 24 2.9 ounce cans of catfood, I would be happy. As would my cat. but perhaps our math skills are better than this reviewer's?

[Alarm]

Originally Posted by kismet

If I ordered one case of 24 5.5 ounce cans of catfood and received 2 cases of 24 2.9 ounce cans of catfood, I would be happy. As would my cat. but perhaps our math skills are better than this reviewer's?

But... but.. but..


It's not what you ordered!
How can you serve your cats something that you didn't order?