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Old 14 December 2015, 07:43 PM
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I decided to try Bing's translator; they have Klingon!

"The Holly and the Ivy" -- French, Romanian, Klingon


holly and ivy
When they become Power fully in their honor
It is a Tree of all wooden
Crown Recipient holly
sunrise
deer, and operations
Happy body Play
Beautiful choir singing

holly bear blossom
fleur lys device white
You are boring, and the incredible ésus j Mary, and christ
I honor saviour
sunrise
deer, and operations
Happy body Play
Beautiful choir singing

holly bear berry
And blood red
You are boring, and the incredible ésus j Mary, and christ
sinners poor job.
sunrise
deer, and operations
Happy body Play
Beautiful choir singing

A small percentage, why she holly
Any and all sharp thorn;
You are boring, and the incredible ésus j Mary, and christ
This christmas day morning.
sunrise
deer, and operations
Happy body Play
Beautiful choir singing

bark recipient holly
All those sour and Slime.
You are boring, and the incredible ésus j Mary, and christ
We are All feed them.
sunrise
deer, and operations
Happy body Play
Beautiful choir singing

holly and ivy
And now we have to make war Without war in their honor.
Only Trees of all Tree.
holly on ear.
sunrise
deer, and operations
Happy body Play
Beautiful choir singing
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Old 15 December 2015, 02:09 PM
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Oh, man.

Starting with "it is a tree of all wooden", proceeding through "you are boring, and the incredible esus j Mary, and christ" to "all those sour and slime" and ending with "now we have to make war without war in their honor".

This is the best one yet.

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Old 15 December 2015, 05:46 PM
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Sounds like a Semi-Pig-Latin curse. "Incredible Esus-Jay and Mary!"
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Old 15 December 2015, 06:19 PM
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I assume "war without war" is Klingon for "peace". We should ask Inzar.

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Old 15 December 2015, 06:43 PM
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I assume "war without war" is Klingon for "peace". We should ask Inzar.
Well, the original verse is:

The holly and the ivy
Now both are full well grown,
Of all the trees that are in the wood,
The holly bears the crown


Nothing about peace or war in that second line.
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Old 15 December 2015, 10:17 PM
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"Up on the Housetop" - Afrikaans, Basque, Catalan, Danish, Esperanto, Galician, Haitian Creole, and Icelandic; I was in an alphabetical mood.


Rooftop Reindeer Pause
Good jumping Santa Claus
The whole house full of games
Children and young

Hey hey hey! Who does not? Hey hey hey! Who does not?
Remove, click, click, click
The former chimney St. Nicholas

First came a day average Little Nell
Oh, well packed Dear Santa
They laugh and cry Rolling platform
One is to open and close your eyes

Yo, Yo, Yo! Who does not? Oh, you, you! Who does not?
Remove, click, click, click
The former chimney St. Nicholas

Then came the little half Will
Oh, look what a wonderful addition
There are lots of hammer and nails
Whistle possession super whip

Hey hey hey! Who does not? Oh, you, you! Who does not?
Remove, click, click, click
The former chimney St. Nicholas
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Old 16 December 2015, 04:30 PM
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"Remove, click, click, click"



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Old 16 December 2015, 05:01 PM
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English ->Czech ->Slovak ->Yoruba ->Maori ->French ->Uzbek ->Haitian Creole ->Hindi ->Irish ->English

I like this one!

Heaven angel Gabriel
He said that if the wings, snow, his eyes like a flame said.
"All hail, he said, 'Holy Mary', he said.
It is important for women the most. Gloria!

"I'm your mother and I know that is a blessing;
All glory and honor of the generations.
Signs divine son Emmanuel. "
Women are the most popular Gloria!

Mary bowed her head and even soft;
"For me, it was like God," he said.
"I praise and glorify his holy name."
Women are the most popular Gloria!

Born Christ Emmanuel
In Bethlehem on Christmas morning.
Anyone in the world, Christians,
"The famous women, one of Gloria!"


"I'm your mother and I know that is a blessing." But really, would it kill you to call once in a while?

I also like that the line "Most highly favored lady. Gloria!" got translated three different ways by the end of the process.
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Old 16 December 2015, 05:07 PM
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"Women are the most popular Gloria!" made me giggle.
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Old 16 December 2015, 05:47 PM
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Quote:
"For me, it was like God," he said.
...but was it good for you?
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Old 16 December 2015, 06:43 PM
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average Little Nell
I guess we're not in Lake Wobegon.

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"Women are the most popular Gloria!" made me giggle.
As opposed to men named Gloria, who would probably be about as popular as a man named Sue.
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Old 16 December 2015, 07:07 PM
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"Carol of the Bells" (the original Ukranian version of which has nothing to with bells, but this is the English variation) Ukranian > Yoruba > Japanese > Italian > Thai

Listen to the bell,
Sweet silver bells
Everything seemed to be saying.
Poll treatment
Christmas is here
What good mood
In children and adults
Humility, courage.
Don Dondon
And their music
good luck
Throughout the festival
It seems to listen
In good spirits
From anywhere
And aeration
About how he was killed.
increase
The mountains and valleys, uh,
Their history
recruitment
I want people to sing on.
Music in a good mood
Christmas is here
Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas.
Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas.
Article
Not the end
Songs of joy
Every inch
Dondondon ... Ding!
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Old 16 December 2015, 08:33 PM
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When Google got through with "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen," I noticed all the British spellings had been replaced by American ones. So I ran it through the Dialectizer, too, selecting "Cockney":

He dressed funny, right, gentlemen,
Do not upset anyfink,
Recall, Christ us Savior
Were bored at Christmas,
Chas'n'Dave us all of the power of Santa
Wen we were out of the road,
Oh comfortable waves of joy,
Comfort and joy,
Oh comfortable waves of joy.

In Befflehem in Israel
Babe were blistered 'ole,
And put upside manager
Against this mornin' blistered,
‘Is muvver Mary
Take sumfink not ter score,
Oh comfortable waves of joy,
Comfort and joy,
Oh comfortable waves of joy.

By God, right, our Favver in 'eaven,
A blistered Angel ter come:
And some Shepherds
Waves swept all the chuffin' same,
This is 'ow there is a 'ole in Befflehem
Name of God
The Son of God,
Oh comfortable waves of joy,
Comfort and joy,
Oh comfortable waves of joy.

Not ter scare me says Angel,
We do not set yer afire,
Today a Savior 'ole
From Virginia pure flashed,
For all them the trusty Lord unslaved
From Santa and 'is electricity,
Oh comfortable waves of joy,
Comfort and joy,
Oh comfortable waves of joy.

The waves of consciousness was the Shepherds joy,
And they eat the goats,
The storm, and the bloody storm and windy:
And drove oray from Befflehem
The bleedin' Son of God is ter be found,
Oh comfortable waves of joy,
Comfort and joy,
Oh comfortable waves of joy.

Wen they drove into Befflehem,
Where us Savior expensive place,
They found 'im in the manager,
Where salmon eat 'ay;
His muvver, Mary, kneelin',
So 'e prayed,
Oh comfortable waves of joy,
Comfort and joy,
Oh comfortable waves of joy.

Now 'e sings praises lawks!
All that were inside the brick,
And wiv true luv and parked bruvver
Hug all;
Put the holy Christmas
Takin' some bloke's Nanny Goat Race oray.
Oh comfortable waves of joy,
Comfort and joy,
Oh comfortable waves of joy.
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Old 16 December 2015, 10:17 PM
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Too many funny bits to quote them all! Must check out this "dialectizer." And also look for that manager where salmon eat 'ay.
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Old 17 December 2015, 12:29 AM
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Aussie 12 Days

English-Persian-Latvian-Thai-Hindi-Portugese-Czech-English

1 day
Christmas
My true love sent to me.
EMU is a rubber tree

2 days
Christmas
It was sent to me
2 Pink Galah,
EMU and gum trees

About 3 days
Christmas
My true love sent to me.
3 kookaburras laugh
2 Pink Galah,
EMU and gum trees

4 days
Christmas
My true love sent to me.
4 koalas hug
3 kookaburras laugh
2 Pink Galah
EMU and gum trees

5
Christmas
My true love sent to me.
5 Kangaroo
4 koalas hug
3 kookaburras laugh
2 Pink Galah,
EMU and gum trees

6
Christmas
My true love sent to me.
6 brolgas dance
5 Kangaroo
4 koalas hug
3 kookaburras laugh
2 Pink Galah,
EMU and gum trees

7
Christmas
My true love sent to me.
7 Playing possum
6 brolgas dance
5 Kangaroo
4 koalas hug
3 kookaburras laugh
2 Pink Galah,
EMU and gum trees

8
Christmas
My true love sent to me.
8 Dingoo drill
7 Playing possum
6 brolgas dance
5 Kangaroo
4 koalas hug
3 kookaburras laugh
2 Pink Galah,
EMU and gum trees

9
Christmas
My true love sent to me.
9 Wombats work
8 Dingoo drill
7 Playing possum
6 brolgas dance
5 Kangaroo
4 koalas hug
3 kookaburras laugh
2 Pink Galah,
EMU and gum trees

10
Christmas
My true love sent to me.
10 lizards leap
9 Wombats work
8 Dingoo drill
7 Playing possum
6 brolgas dance
5 Kangaroo
4 koalas hug
3 kookaburras laugh
2 Pink Galah,
EMU and gum trees

11
Christmas
My true love sent to me.
11 annoying Numbats
10 lizards leap
9 Wombats work
8 Dingoo drill
7 Playing possum
6 brolgas dance
5 Kangaroo
4 koalas hug
3 kookaburras laugh
2 Pink Galah,
EMU and gum trees

12
Christmas
My true love sent to me.
12 parrots, nonsense.
11 annoying Numbats
10 lizards leap
9 Wombats work
8 Dingoo drill
7 Playing possum
6 brolgas dance
5 Kangaroo
4 koalas hug
3 kookaburras laugh
2 Pink Galah,
EMU and gum trees
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Old 17 December 2015, 02:23 PM
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Last Christmas using Bing, through Yucatec Maya, Welsh, Turkish, Swedish and English:

Last Christmas
I saw my heart
But the Sun gave away.
This year
My tears to the rescue
Give that special someone.

Once bitten and twice
I'm keeping my distance
But still my stand out.
Tell me, baby,
B you know the.

Well,
One year,
I am not surprised
(Merry Christmas).
Wrapped and sent his son
With a note saying "I love you"
I mean
Now I know it is silly.
How about you today chu
I know this would be once again.

Much better than the original, IMO.

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Old 17 December 2015, 02:32 PM
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"The Waitress" or "Christmass Wrapping" English - Yucatec Maya - Welsh - Japanese - English

Bah humbug; it's very strong!
My favorite holiday.
This year obscure busy has been the
Would do it or at power supply
Add to my already crazy to read.
TIS so just because of the grain station.
Because for me it will be a perfect gift
Doomsday and until last year connected to the left.
Find ski sales, rather than give.
The number of his days rather than
Almost all the immigrants 81 line.
Corridors of the cover is good. The trees are cut down.
Enhances the joy of Christmas drinks.
I have to catch my breath
Wo ' osal Christmas this year

This is the image of your calendar. Frozen, as well as comments
Chill out room for 24 days.
Evergreen trees. Sparkling snow.
Overcome the winter!
In the spring, to see again, the Flash.
Go for lunch it better would have been.
Mount is not free.
Who we have already experienced and defend his people.
Until the day of the summer insisted on why
On the banks of the water of your boat.
You may what to protect?
No. In front of me at the same time
Third degree burns.
Today only the calendar page.
Of course my thrills?
Tonight marks the Guatemala home, tonight my head
It is right for him.

I was a happy Christmas. I feel Merry Christmas
This year I think the already low pass.
I was a happy Christmas. I feel Merry Christmas
This year I think the already low pass.
I was a happy Christmas. I feel Merry Christmas
This year I think the already low pass.
I was a happy Christmas. I feel Merry Christmas
This year I think the already low pass.

Ran through the snow
For bundled tight with very high.
The last two minutes.
Phone card?
By RSVP.
No thanks. Festival of lights.
It is to relax on Christmas Eve.
I invite to a minimum.
I got last night
The name Halloween party in one State.
Went to the show of the evening.
At the same time it's not your car.
If you forget she was cold, late.
To celebrate the first House.
Relax and quietly connects to it.
Make Christmas in New York.

I
Turkey is on the planet.
Piibil is already very hot, the smell.
Convicted! I probably forgot.
Old boots
In the snow
In supermarkets through the night.
It is eyes as requested
On line ir continues for one year.
Only one Uuchuj Uuchuj, he said.
And pardon me, are crazy this year.
Uuchuj I said, what do you...
Cranberries also mean that I forgot 5
Paper, then laughed, I laughed sheet.
To keep up with what's happening.
It was this story brings the magic of Christmas
In the end there is very happy.

I was a happy Christmas. I feel Merry Christmas
This year's Tsaayen.
I was a happy Christmas. I feel Merry Christmas
This year's Tsaayen.
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Old 17 December 2015, 02:41 PM
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"Enhances the joy of Christmas drinks" -- apparently so!

Seaboe
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Old 18 December 2015, 06:34 PM
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"Do You Hear What I Hear" - Japanese, German, Italian. The axis of... something

Lamb said the night wind
You see nothing. Here you will find.
In the sky, little lamb
You see nothing. Here you will find.
Dancing star, night, Star
With a big cock like a dragon
With a big cock like a dragon

He said the small shepherd boy
Do you hear what I hear?
Ring in the sky, shepherd boy.
Do you hear what I hear?
In the song, song, a tree
With a voice as big as the sea
With a voice as big as the sea

Shepherd is a mighty King.
What you know.
In your Palace warm, mighty King
What you know.
In infancy, children cold chills
We bring in silver and gold
We bring in silver and gold

Wang said people everywhere,
Listen to what I say
Prayer for peace people everywhere!
Listen to what I say
Children sleep at night, baby
Bring light and goodness
Bring light and goodness
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Old 18 December 2015, 06:52 PM
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In one verse it goes from using Jedi mind tricks to Game of Thrones slash.
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