Ghost-hunters hear groans in a graveyard, turns out to be a porn shoot

[A Turtle Named Mack]

A tour group for ghost hotspots was visiting a graveyard when they stumbled upon a set for a pornographic film.
http://indy100.independent.co.uk/art...t--b1gob0OPKQb

[musicgeek]

Bet they were scared stiff!

[NobleHunter]

Not the little death they were looking for.

[Don Enrico]

You can't beat the British, can you?

The cemetery has a rich history. Philip Larkin used to ride his bike through it. So we all hope this is a one off.

You shouldn't have sex in a cementary (and film it). Why? Because it's a public nuisance? Because children could see it? Because you'll disturb the dead? No, because a famous poet used to ride his bikle though the place!

[Jusenkyo no Pikachu]

Originally Posted by Don Enrico

You can't beat the British, can you?



You shouldn't have sex in a cementary (and film it). Why? Because it's a public nuisance? Because children could see it? Because you'll disturb the dead? No, because a famous poet used to ride his bikle though the place!

You forgot "Because it's incredibly dirty"

Also, this is quite possibly the first time I've heard of GROANING in porn...

[Crius of CoH]

Originally Posted by Jusenkyo no Pikachu

Also, this is quite possibly the first time I've heard of GROANING in porn...

You need to read more porn lit, then. The word is used all the time. Along with lots of veeeeeeeerrry drawn-out words, often in ALL CAPS with multiple exclamation points!!!!!!!.