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Old 13 March 2017, 06:54 PM
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Icon204 Texas Lawmaker’s ‘Satirical’ Bill Fines Men for Masturbating

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

That's the thinking behind new legislation proposed by a Texas lawmaker that would fine men $100 for masturbating and require a 24-hour cooling off period before they can buy Viagra.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/...bating-n732756
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Old 13 March 2017, 08:12 PM
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Why did he headline writer put quotes around satirical? It is satirical.


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Farrar contends more needs to be done to protect sperm "because that semen can be used — and is to be used — for creating more life."
Also, no points because she didn't state that every sperm is sacred.

PS. I assume that only medical facilities with corridors that are at least 8 feet wide will be licensed as legal ejaculation locations.
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PS. I assume that only medical facilities with corridors that are at least 8 feet wide will be licensed as legal ejaculation locations.
And handrails. The floors could get slippery.
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Well, if it could be enforced, it would be one hell of a fund-raiser....
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Default Texas lawmakers weigh bill mocking abortion laws by fining masturbation

A Texas bill establishing a $100 fine for male masturbation is one step closer to getting off the ground.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-bi...irs-committee/
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