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Old 01 July 2016, 10:05 PM
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United Kingdom Pounded by the pound: Brexit inspires its first erotic novel

Figured this probably wasn't safe to post in the other Brexit threads. But how appropriate!

The title is "Pounded by the Pound: Turned Gay by the Socioeconomic Implications of Britain Leaving the European Union".

In the book a giant floating pound coin, with an “incredible set of chiseled metallic abs” and a “thick golden rod”, takes 25-year-old Alex Liverbot one month into the future, offering a haunting vision of the UK a few weeks after the Brexit vote.

In London the Houses of Parliament are ablaze, the River Thames is “bubbling like the lava of a molten volcano”, and strange creatures “dressed [as] the Queen’s guard but with leathery reptilian wings and extended knifelike teeth” patrol the sky. Quadruple-decker passenger buses, introduced in a cost-saving measure by a desperate post-referendum government, have proven impractical and lie on their sides in the streets.

Against this dystopian backdrop Liverbot and the giant pound coin, which is called Perber and appears to have hands, a penis and some method of speaking aloud, strike up an unlikely relationship. Their coupling culminates with a breathlessly depicted sexual encounter in a London pub.
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Old 01 July 2016, 10:39 PM
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Old 15 July 2016, 09:58 AM
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Is anyone else aware that Boris Johnson's speech is now on Pornhub? It's billed as "Dumb Blonde NFBSKs 15 Million Brits"
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