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Old 26 September 2014, 03:41 PM
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Well sure, but if you describe a different dish, you'll get the wrong pairing. You'd have to find another person of a similar age and genetic background who has eaten a similar diet and have the wine critic recommend a wine for that person. At that point, you might as well just eat the other person and keep the wine critic on staff.

And don't bother getting two wine critics and have them recommend for each other. They'll just spend all their time bickering and sniping each other over their choices of wine.
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Old 26 September 2014, 04:13 PM
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You guys go all out, doing that all by hand. Call me lazy, but I prefer to just pick up a choice cut from the butcher and pop it in the crockpot. It's more kid friendly that way too, less mess, fewer tears.

Some of my friends have been trying to talk me into one of those deals where you go in together to buy a whole organic critic from a local grower, but I really don't have the room in my freezer.
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Old 26 September 2014, 04:52 PM
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That is an issue storing an entire adult human. Which is why I'm so fond of the program the Girl Scouts have where they deliver fresh human veal "on the hoof" right to your door.
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Old 27 September 2014, 04:00 PM
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I have also noticed that most Wine Critic tases "Gamey" to me anyway... so I'm not at all surprised that certain robots would taste better.
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