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Old 12 May 2013, 02:12 AM
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Chicken Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Peacock

A man from northwest suburban Roselle, in DuPage County, faces a charge of misdemeanor animal cruelty after police said he sexually abused his pet peacock.

Source: http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local...206997171.html
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Old 12 May 2013, 11:13 AM
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This is one headline I had to read again.
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Old 12 May 2013, 11:42 AM
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All I can think of is a recent VERY NSFW Oglaf webcomic.
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Old 13 May 2013, 04:27 AM
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Peacock? Not a peahen?

Serves it right for dressing so flamboyantly.

Personally, I couldn't shag a peacock because of all the eyes staring accusingly at me.
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Old 13 May 2013, 07:56 AM
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They'd all be looking in the other direction...
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Old 13 May 2013, 10:12 AM
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Those Malfoys. I always thought there was something odd about them.
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Old 31 May 2013, 01:04 AM
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Chicken Judge Orders Psychological Exam For Man Charged With Molesting Pet Peacock

A Roselle man charged with sexually molesting his pet peacock must undergo a psychological evaluation, a DuPage County judge ordered Wednesday.

David Beckmann, 64, also was taken into custody during the hearing when Judge Alex McGimpsey raised his bail to $20,000 for the misdemeanor animal cruelty charge he faces, the Chicago Sun-Times is reporting.

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/05/...g-pet-peacock/
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Those Malfoys. I always thought there was something odd about them.
I didn't know they were that desperate!

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I didn't know they were that desperate!

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That's why Lucius' hair is so big! It's full of secrets!
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