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Old 12 September 2018, 06:57 PM
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You expect adherence to standard album naming conventions from Led Zeppelin?
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Old 12 September 2018, 07:00 PM
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You do have a point there. Still I wonder. And you owe me some oxygen.
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Old 12 September 2018, 07:37 PM
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Dear spider: would you please find somewhere else to spin your web other than over my front walkway?
Dear other spider: I would strongly recommend to you that you stop spinning your web over the top of the office wastebasket. I assure you, I'm not going to stop throwing things in there; some of them will break the web, and very few if any of them will be edible by a spider.
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Old 12 September 2018, 10:01 PM
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You expect adherence to standard album naming conventions from Led Zeppelin?
One, Two, Three, ... er, Four ... What comes after four? Anybody? Oi, put that fish down and pay attention. We need to name our next album. What comes after four? ... Anybody? Hang on, what was the question again?
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Old 13 September 2018, 03:10 PM
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One, Two, Three, ... er, Four ... What comes after four? Anybody? Oi, put that fish down and pay attention. We need to name our next album. What comes after four? ... Anybody? Hang on, what was the question again?
"We can call it Graffiti!

No, we need an adjective.

Err... Phy..sical...Graffiti?

Right, as opposed to Metaphysical Graffiti! perfect!"
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Old 18 September 2018, 03:12 PM
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Dear L,

We agreed you can pay us back a small amount each paycheque until you're repaid the loan we made you. What we didn't agree to was that we'd have to remind you every single time. I'm not sure if you're hoping we'll just forget and that will be the end of it or if you genuinely can't remember but either way you need to step up and figure out a way to make this a no brainer - there are ways to do this automatically and one of those ways should not be waiting until we remind you. I don't appreciate being made to feel that we have to go begging to get you to honour your promise. Come to think of it I wonder if that's exactly why you're doing this. To make us feel guilty and like we're the ones asking a favour of you. Ugh
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Old 19 September 2018, 02:41 PM
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Dear(?) President Trump: I hear that you're going to North Carolina. I have to ask: haven't those poor folks been through enough already?

Snarky American
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Old 22 September 2018, 05:56 PM
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Dear bus line I use every day to go home,

When you decide to stopusing a particular bus stop, don't you think it would be a good idea to put a notice on the stop's board ? It doesn't matter much to me (I don't stop at this stop), but other people didn't know about the change and where surprised that : a) they couldn't stop where they wanted anymore, and b) they saw the bus they were aiting for pass without stopping.

Furthermore, I don't know why that bus stop is no longer used by this line, given that it's one of the busiest in the line.

Your puzzled customer,

Gérard Morvan
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Old 24 September 2018, 01:02 PM
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Dear Governor Hogan-
I'm sure that you're so very upset by the NRA's not endorsing you Try to keep it together and be strong.

One of your constituents.



https://wtop.com/local-politics-elec...land-governor/.
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Old 26 September 2018, 02:40 PM
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Dear Dr. T,

You will be missed. Not only by us, but also by all the kitties you helped take care of. We know you'll be greeted by all the kitties that went before you when you cross the rainbow bridge.

-Peter
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Old 26 September 2018, 03:13 PM
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Dear Soon-to-be-Ex-Boss --

Don't you ever again dare to speak a word to me about Christianity or faith or anything related, you whited sepulcher. Your skin should sizzle when you walk into church.

As a parting gift, I'm considering giving you a plaque of Matthew 25:40. You can hang it on your cube wall and think of me whenever you look at it.

The Person You Misled, Manipulated and Screwed Over, probably to ensure bonuses for you and your boss.
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Old 26 September 2018, 03:30 PM
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Dear Soon-to-be-Ex-Boss --

Don't you ever again dare to speak a word to me about Christianity or faith or anything related, you whited sepulcher. Your skin should sizzle when you walk into church.

As a parting gift, I'm considering giving you a plaque of Matthew 25:40. You can hang it on your cube wall and think of me whenever you look at it.

The Person You Misled, Manipulated and Screwed Over, probably to ensure bonuses for you and your boss.
I'd suggest Ezekiel 25:17, but he'd probably misunderstand it...
"you're so vain,
you probably think this bible verse is about you,
you're so vain!"
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Old 26 September 2018, 03:36 PM
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The Person You Misled, Manipulated and Screwed Over, probably to ensure bonuses for you and your boss.
Oh, no.

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Old 26 September 2018, 04:09 PM
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Oh yeah.

Alarm -- she, but yeah. LOL
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Old 26 September 2018, 04:13 PM
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Lainie, whatever happened, I'm sorry it happened!
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Old 26 September 2018, 04:44 PM
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Thank you.
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Old 27 September 2018, 12:38 PM
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Dear Soon-to-be-Ex-Boss --

Don't you ever again dare to speak a word to me about Christianity or faith or anything related, you whited sepulcher. Your skin should sizzle when you walk into church.

My mother always said that those are the people you really have to watch. They'll stab you in the back the first chance they get.

I'm sorry that you were screwed over. Let's hope there is something to the old saying what goes around comes around.
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Old 27 September 2018, 06:06 PM
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Thank you, and yes.

I think WS, for whited sepulcher, will be her nom de snopes from now.
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Old 02 October 2018, 04:10 PM
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Dear Conservative Pundits,

I know in your world the Liberals Are Always Wrong but seriously? Last week they needed to make concessions or the world as we know it ends. This week they make concessions to get an agreement and the world as we know it ends. Mmkay.
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Old 13 October 2018, 05:41 PM
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To a person who won't be named:

The answer is *no.*

And I don't appreciate your crying poor mouth.

Just think of how ridiculous you sound, *you* asking *me* for help. It's not *my* fault you used up your trust fund money.

Thanks.

Bill
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