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Old 11 February 2014, 08:39 PM
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Bear,

I think you should just leave the faucet drinking to Enoch. While he isn't exactly an expert at it, unlike you he has nevertheless advanced well past the stage of sticking his nose directly into the stream and inhaling. That you haven't figured this out after more than two years of trying doesn't give me hope that you ever will, so just stick to drinking from the water dishes.

~mom

P.S. PLEASE keep your tail out of it, though. I prefer a little more control over when I take a shower.
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Old 12 February 2014, 11:33 AM
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Flanders and Felix, I really do not appreciate being awakened at 6:30am! Surely you know that I do not do mornings well!
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Old 12 February 2014, 12:23 PM
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Rupert, I'd really prefer to stay in bed and cuddle with you, but if I don't get up and go to work, I can't buy you catfood.
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Old 12 February 2014, 02:46 PM
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Ash, we would like to have some heat, too. I know it's a chilly day, and the heater vent feels good, but, well... we get cold, too. Could you move just a little further away from the vent so the heat would circulate better?



No?

Oh... well.. ok... I'll just get under a blanket or something...
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Old 12 February 2014, 02:48 PM
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Yup, that looks like "no" to me.
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Old 12 February 2014, 04:53 PM
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In this house there is no asking, just the moving of furry butts off the furnace vent. Survival of the fattest, y'know.
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