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Old 08 January 2019, 12:01 PM
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Icon106 Trump to take his case to build wall to prime-time audience

Read all about it! https://wtop.com/white-house/2019/01...time-audience/

To honor this momentous occasion, I wrote a song about it. It's sung to the tune of Here Comes Santa Claus. Enjoy.

Here comes Donald Trump
Here comes Donald Trump
Right down Donald Trump Lane
Sanders, Putin and all his flunkies pullin’ on the rein
Teeth are gnashing, media’s clashing, gads what a horrible sight!
So turn off your TV and go to bed
‘Cause Donald Trump’s comin’ tonight!

Here comes Donald Trump
Here comes Donald Trump
Right down Donald Trump Lane
He’s got a bag that’s filled with bricks for the wall he wants to build
Hear Pelosi crying and screaming about the horrible right
So go to bed and cover up your head
‘Cause Donald Trump’s comin’ tonight!

Here comes Donald Trump
Here comes Donald Trump
Right down Donald Trump Lane
He doesn’t care if you’re black or brown
‘Cause he hates you just the same
For Donald knows that we all can’t stand him
And that makes everything right
So fill your heart with some jingo cheer
‘Cause Donald Trump is coming tonight---oohhhhhhhhh

Here comes Donald Trump
Here comes Donald Trump
Right down Donald Trump Lane
He’ll be around to pre-empt all your shows
Like every president does

The election’s coming up next year
Get ready for the blight
For now let’s thank the GOP
‘Cause Donald Trump’s coming tonight!
So let us thank the Republicans
‘Cause Donald Trump is coming (Trump is coming)
Toniiiiigggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttt!
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