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Old 11 July 2008, 02:23 PM
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We'll be starting off in a jacuzzi sipping coconut daiquiris (you can have margaritas if you prefer), before moving into the subdued lighting of a luxury bedroom. The bed is huge and circular and the sheets are crisp cotton (satin is way too slippery) where the seduction will continue ..... my Nazi uniform is hanging on the back of the door ..... I do not believe you are a blond Aryan boy .....
*ponders selling story to News of the World for plenty of cash*
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Old 26 July 2008, 12:21 AM
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I've heard this before, I'm not sure what it's got to do with Mormons.
My Dad's side of the family are 'jack' Mormon (meaning they're Mormon in name only, they don't actually believe it.)

If they've got seceret underwear, it's basically to stop the solo-screwing. Hell, they don't even drink booze or coffee down in Utah. Or shop on Sudays, which is really great, cause all the good stuff's mine for the taking...
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Old 26 July 2008, 04:30 AM
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I would agree, but I'd like to know what I'm doing in people's fantasies before I can grant approval.
Unless the fantasizing is mutual, I'd rather not know. I cannot be made uncomfortable by something the other person keeps to himself.

Besides, if a person has a fantasy scenario he'd like to run by me for my approval, he's pretty much already been thinking about it.

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Old 26 July 2008, 08:50 AM
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Unless the fantasizing is mutual, I'd rather not know. I cannot be made uncomfortable by something the other person keeps to himself.

Besides, if a person has a fantasy scenario he'd like to run by me for my approval, he's pretty much already been thinking about it.
One of my close male colleagues admitted he'd fantasised about me (this was years ago - I'm not really fantasy fodder). I felt both icky and complimented and was wary of him for ages in case he tried to make his fantasy into reality (he didn't). Personally, I'd have been happier never knowing.
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Old 26 July 2008, 10:04 AM
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I make sure my 16yo son wears a pair of these to bed, and I sleep soundly knowing I have spared him the temptation of self-abuse.
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Old 26 July 2008, 10:12 AM
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Satan's Hobbit YOMANK*AL (*and lung!) I was okay until the carrots. You are an evil evil hobbit!
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Old 26 July 2008, 10:41 AM
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Too right, if he's a dinkum Aussie and he wants rid of his foreskin, he can wear it off like his old man did.

And I didn't have those new fangled, namby-pampy gloves to help me.

Just enthusiasm.
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Old 26 July 2008, 11:49 AM
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Besides, if a person has a fantasy scenario he'd like to run by me for my approval, he's pretty much already been thinking about it.
A very good point.
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Old 05 October 2008, 02:02 AM
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7. Never read pornographic material. Never read about your problem. Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a thought, then an act."
This made me laugh. If you aren't supposed to read about the "problem", how can you fix it?
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Old 05 October 2008, 02:59 AM
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Sorry, couldn't resist.
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Old 05 October 2008, 03:10 AM
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I think, if anything, that people should masturbate more. I think the world would be a less cranky place if everyone did.
A-freaking-men. Half the time when people are just complete and total jerks I'm tempted to ask when the last time they got off was.
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Old 06 October 2008, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Aimee Evilpixie
I think, if anything, that people should masturbate more. I think the world would be a less cranky place if everyone did.

A-freaking-men. Half the time when people are just complete and total jerks I'm tempted to ask when the last time they got off was.
I'm trying to do my part.
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Old 06 October 2008, 08:41 PM
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I'm trying to do my part.
May I just point out how appropriate your sig line is for this thread?
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Old 06 October 2008, 10:19 PM
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May I just point out how appropriate your sig line is for this thread?
Good point! I didn't catch it.

Robbie -doing my part by "doing my part"- V
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Old 06 October 2008, 10:34 PM
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A-freaking-men. Half the time when people are just complete and total jerks I'm tempted to ask when the last time they got off was.
Maybe they got interrupted. That might explain bad temper.
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