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Old 12 April 2008, 01:53 PM
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If a man "slipped" and tried to go back door, he would quickly find that his balls had been wrapped around his ears!
DOYC-damned right! That's rape!

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Old 12 April 2008, 03:06 PM
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I've heard somebody say she got her name tattooed on her lower back so that men would remember what to cry out in... certain situations and positions.

I thought 'tramp stamp' came from the fact that they're usually visible on people in low jeans and high tops, a fashion statement that is, thank you very much society, considered 'trampy' (much in the same way women are considered trampy when you can see thong). I mustn't have a very good imagination.
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Old 12 April 2008, 03:41 PM
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There's always Dr. Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover if you want to remove it later.
I was thinking of that same sketch when I read this part of the OP:

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The reason so many girls get tattoos on their
lower backs is because it's easily hidden in formal situations, and it
will not stretch when you gain weight--with pregnancy, for instance.
According to Dr. Turlington, it does.

In general, I wouldn't bank on any part of my body not changing as I got older, gained weight, etc.
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Old 12 April 2008, 03:55 PM
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People do the same thing with seafood! I JUST DON'T LIKE IT, OKAY!
OK, I'll confess.

Yet I looked all over that lobster and I couldn't find its vagina.
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Old 13 April 2008, 05:00 PM
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OK, I'll confess.

Yet I looked all over that lobster and I couldn't find its vagina.
Maybe this will help.
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