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Old 28 August 2018, 01:57 AM
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Well, half a yard is 50 centimeters, so that mower didn't go very far...
Huh. Half of my yard is all weeds, and there probably are 50 chilean creepers in there.

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Old 28 August 2018, 02:00 PM
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Half your yard is all weeds? Does that equate to all your yard being half weeds, or is the half that is not all weeds half weeds? If the half that isn't all weeds is all grass, can you draw a salamander along the boundary?

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Old 28 August 2018, 02:12 PM
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Half your yard is all weeds? Does that equate to all your yard being half weeds, or is the half that is not all weeds half weeds? If the half that isn't all weeds is all grass, can you draw a salamander along the boundary?

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I'm pretty sure drawing a salamander counts as animal cruelty, and is horrific and disgusting in any case. Unless it's that sunuvabitch Gary, who deserves everything that's coming to him.
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Old 28 August 2018, 03:12 PM
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DOWN: the state is going to resurface a part of a highway that I use daily; therefore that section is like driving over the surface of the moon.
UP: when the state is finished, that road will be so smooth!
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Down : My landline has died (reasons unknown) and so I can neither receive no send any phone calls.

Up : No calls also means not being boethered by telemarketers and scammers when I don't want to.

Down : Today, one scammer found out my mobile phone number and tried to scam me by SMS, pretending to be my bank.

Up : A simple deleting took care of that problem.
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Old 09 September 2018, 02:49 AM
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Down: Wayfair delivered the wrong colour dresser
Up: My dad noticed and refused delivery, which simplifies things.
Down: My Grade 3 students seem unable to read and answer a question
Up: Most of my troublesome students are behaving, allowing me to spend more time with the Grade 3s while they learn to follow directions.
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Old 11 September 2018, 03:16 PM
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DOWN: yesterday afternoon, I tried and failed to get a bag of M&Ms from the vending machine at work.
UP: I just returned from said machine; no one else had selected M&Ms so the bag was still hanging there. I stuck in more money and selected M&Ms. I got two bags.
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