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Old 25 December 2006, 01:27 AM
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Comment: Hallopallo all!!!!!!!
Herezzionoppo is my song I made up about SNOPES!
IT IS AS FOLLOWS THIS CURRENT SENTENCE YOU READ:
(To the tune of Unite the Dead by Cannibal Corpse)
I LOOOVE YOU SNOPES
LETS HAAAAAAVE DA SECKS
AND IIIIIIIIIF YOU DON"T
I WILL KILL YOU
LOOOOLL JKJKJK
CHORUS:
Snopes- have urban ledgends
But- What they don't know
Is- that they are cool
YEAHYEAHYEAHEYAHYEAHYEAHYEAHHHH!!!

Thank you snopes. I hope you have fun, but please don't masturbate to the
song, even though it's really good.
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Old 25 December 2006, 02:24 AM
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Oh good God.
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Old 25 December 2006, 02:39 AM
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You're acting shocked just because someone wants to have sex with snopes on penalty of death for refusal?

You're right, that is disturbing.
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Old 25 December 2006, 02:45 AM
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You're acting shocked just because someone wants to have sex with snopes on penalty of death for refusal?

You're right, that is disturbing.
No, I am shocked that he would think his song is wank-worthy.
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Old 25 December 2006, 02:57 AM
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No, I am shocked that he would think his song is wank-worthy.
I know! It doesn't even rhyme!

What kind of wank-worthy song doesn't even rhyme?
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Old 27 December 2006, 05:45 AM
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Comment: i think your over reacting who really cares if beatrice or what
ever made the thing up if people think its real who cares i read go ask
alice and i was completly touched by the horrific diary.
sincerly, a 14 year girl in trouble with evry one besides alice.
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Old 27 December 2006, 06:00 AM
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Oh come on, that poem has got to be the work of a troll. They act like a ten year old and then all of a sudden, they type correctly the last two sentances? They even don't capitalize snopes?
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Old 27 December 2006, 07:01 AM
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Comment: i think that the site would be way better if there were more
images/pictures of the actual thing like the one with the guys and there
ripped of arms in the tug-of-war game, that was a very interesting
image/picture
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Old 28 December 2006, 06:55 AM
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Comment: hi. i got some news for you!!!!

SANTA CLAUZ IS REALLLLL....HE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REAL! OK. I
DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS...AND NO IM NOT A LITTLE KID!!

LOVE....
YOUR SECRET ADMIRER!

X0X0X0X0X0X0X0X0X0X0X0X0X0X0X0X0X0X.
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Old 30 December 2006, 11:25 PM
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Comment: ding dond saddam is dead, rub your eyes get out of bed ding dong
bagdads butch is dead....hes gone where the goblins go below....below
below yo ho: sing it high sing it low ...let them know saddam hussain is
dead....................
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Old 31 December 2006, 05:31 AM
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Dear Secret Admirer,
Santa's dead. I shot him with a shotgun.
Don't get too attached to the Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy either.
Signed,
The Order For Assasination Of Mythical Creatures(T.O.F.A.O.M.C.)
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Old 02 January 2007, 12:45 AM
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Comment: Im a nigarian prince. Please give me all of your bank account
info, so I can steal all your money.
Thank you ^__________________________________________^
Sincerely,
Prince Abuhadabudadafingualatiragumatuali
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Old 02 January 2007, 01:25 AM
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Prince Abu? I'd know that vest-wearing monkey's face anywhere!
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Old 02 January 2007, 04:30 PM
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Well, at least he's an honest Nigerian scanner. I find that refreshing.
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Old 02 January 2007, 06:55 PM
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I know who sends these emails: They're everywhere!
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Old 02 January 2007, 08:02 PM
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I know who sends these emails: They're everywhere!
Pfft, everyone knows reptiles are the ones running the show: Clicky.
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Old 04 January 2007, 02:25 AM
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Pfft, everyone knows reptiles are the ones running the show: Clicky.
I love turtles. If my SO wasn't so concerned about turtle related illnesses, I would have them all over the house.
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Old 04 January 2007, 03:54 PM
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Turtles cause cancer.
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Old 04 January 2007, 07:58 PM
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I love turtles. If my SO wasn't so concerned about turtle related illnesses, I would have them all over the house.
I have three, and they have yet to cause anyone any illnesses. Sometimes they do something cute and people start to speak in stupid voices to them, but that's the worst that's ever happened.
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Old 08 January 2007, 07:56 PM
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Comment: can u send me some myth stories u made up of a mandog
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