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Old 18 March 2014, 05:09 PM
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Hello Kitty Japanese 7-Eleven asking publicís help in stopping feline crime

We need your help
Please do not feed this cat.
It enters the store and shoplifts cat food.
We told the cat that it was banned from the store but it didnít listen.
Thank you for your cooperation

And there is a picture, so little Japanese kitty won't go 'splodey!
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Old 18 March 2014, 06:25 PM
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They should hire a security pooch.
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Old 18 March 2014, 06:29 PM
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What would one cat do with all that cat food? It must have a family to feed.

Cat psychologists such as my unemployed cousin speculate that, rather than dogs who are well-known to only steal for the money and bitches, cats have an ideological motive. They feel that multinational corporations excessively exploit the proletariat and by stealing cat food they help restore some of the global economic balance into their furry tummies.
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Old 18 March 2014, 06:33 PM
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If people feed the cat, won't that make it less likely to steal cat food, not more?

Maybe the sign should read, "Please do feed this cat -- but feed it away from our store."

ETA: I do really like the line "We told the cat that it was banned from the store but it didn’t listen."
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