Nation's bacon reserves hit 50-year low

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Originally Posted by UEL

Oooooh. But I'm not about to risk a border crossing just to get peameal bacon. On the other hand, the people that the US government wants to keep out don't eat bacon....

But if you tell the customs officer that you're crossing the border to get bacon, will he believe you or will he think you're a sekrit muslam bad hombre, lying about coming for bacon when you're really there to commit crimes and terror!

[E. Q. Taft]

Originally Posted by dfresh

This never would have happened if Clinton had won the election.

Of course not, because we'd be taking all our meals at the Mexican Food trucks on every corner.