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Old 06 September 2009, 04:23 PM
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Icon19 Lamest Amazon.com reviews

Dr. Syn: The Scarecrow of Romney Marsh

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Im not much on writing review on product im eaven satifed or not and i was satified.
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Old 06 September 2009, 04:48 PM
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Are you the "1 of 6 people" who found that review helpful, snopes?
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Old 06 September 2009, 04:51 PM
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Are you the "1 of 6 people" who found that review helpful, snopes?
Yes. I've been considering taking Satifed for my allergies, and this was the only mention of it I could find on the web.
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Old 06 September 2009, 05:19 PM
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I've giggled more than once at the reviews for Duncan Hines Yellow Cake:

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Obviously, the price is right -- so that's 1 star right there. And the convenience of super-saver delivery spares me I don't even know how many trips to Niger. That's another star.

However, try as I might, I could never get this stuff to enrich to fully weapons-grade. If it worked half as well in my ballistic missiles as it does in my research reactor, it'd be 5 stars. Maybe you'll have better luck. It's possible that my centrifuge is hinky.
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Old 06 September 2009, 07:19 PM
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From Ana's Yellow Cake mix reviews, I found a link to Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl. oz.:

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Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
Now I have a case of The Giggles.
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Old 06 September 2009, 08:00 PM
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Now I have a case of The Giggles.
As do I, hon, as do I.
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Old 06 September 2009, 09:13 PM
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For what it's worth, the lamest Amazon reviews I've seen are for political books whose political standpoint the reviewer is against.
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Old 19 September 2009, 09:41 PM
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Icon19 Amazon hijacked: 10 funniest review threads

Reviews posted by Amazon customers have become one of the online retailer's most useful and popular features. But they are open to abuse by mischievous commenters.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolog...w-threads.html
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Old 26 September 2009, 07:38 AM
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Victoria & Albert (DVD):

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This is the worst film made since Battlefield Earth. The bear was horribly unrealistic and the manner in which the children repeatedly called out "Papa!" made me want to drive an icicle through my frontal lobe. It also did not contain enough weapons of mass destruction. This movie should be rated P for poopie.
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Old 26 September 2009, 02:25 PM
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For what it's worth, the lamest Amazon reviews I've seen are for political books whose political standpoint the reviewer is against.
Or creationists writing reviews on books on evolution.
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The Essential Bob Dylan:

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I always heared about little bobby dylan this, little bobby dylan is good that, you never will or did you ever hear sutphing like little bobby dylan? no i did not and we'll prefer to call those the good old days. I just hope he's reading this review because i have a fresh opinion and some pretty advice for him to hear (if he can after he done listened to his own self till he's deaf of hearin): don't say it undaneath ya breff little bobby dylan. sing it out like a loud and proud woming that you have become or that you maybe are.
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Old 23 January 2012, 07:58 PM
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The Twilight Zone: The Complete Definitive Collection (DVD)

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i think thats alot of money for this. i mean just because something sells alot, doesnt mean you have to cheat other people by going up on the price. american greed strikes again!!
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Old 24 January 2012, 06:37 PM
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Someone on Amazon.com once reviewed a book I cowrote by beginning, "I havent read this but it cant be a good book." And it wasn't even my fault that it couldn't, but the fault of a movie....
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Old 09 February 2012, 09:17 PM
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John Steinbeck's East of Eden

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This book was yellow and old. I did not want to touch it and threw it away. Condion of book appaling.
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Old 19 February 2012, 01:52 AM
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http://leasthelpful.com/
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Old 19 February 2012, 03:07 PM
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The 2/13 entry on Joe's link is a review of a mall not far from my home.

But this one is funnier.
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Old 19 February 2012, 06:19 PM
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I'm sure I saw a 1-star review of Breaking The Waves, which complained that the portrayal of God was "inaccurate", but it doesn't seem to be there now.
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Old 05 March 2012, 04:11 PM
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Hill's Science Diet Culinary Creations Kitten Roasted Chicken Dinner in a Savory Gravy Cat Food - 2.9-Ounce Can (Pack of 24)

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Problem:
the ad fails to mention any size of the cat food cans.
but the picture shows a 5.5oz can.

So, I ordered it based on the picture: which is CLEARLY 5.5 oz cans.
What I got is 2 cases of 24 2.9oz cans,
this is not what I ordered.
and now, I need the cat food! I have hungry cats here!

I ordered it online since it's not available locally.

I am NOT happy!
I can't return it for refund, it would take way too long.

what do you suggest?
Um... Feed the cats the food you got, since the stuff in the little cans is the same stuff as in the bigger cans?

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Old 05 March 2012, 04:24 PM
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If I ordered one case of 24 5.5 ounce cans of catfood and received 2 cases of 24 2.9 ounce cans of catfood, I would be happy. As would my cat. but perhaps our math skills are better than this reviewer's?
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Old 05 March 2012, 05:54 PM
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If I ordered one case of 24 5.5 ounce cans of catfood and received 2 cases of 24 2.9 ounce cans of catfood, I would be happy. As would my cat. but perhaps our math skills are better than this reviewer's?
But... but.. but..


It's not what you ordered!
How can you serve your cats something that you didn't order?


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