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Old 26 February 2019, 03:33 PM
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How noble of you.

I tried to make a geometry joke but I couldn't make it shape up.
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Old 26 February 2019, 03:37 PM
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I tried to make a souffle cooking joke but it fell flat.
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Old 26 February 2019, 04:34 PM
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There's a new restaurant on the Moon. The food is good, but there's no atmosphere.

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Old 27 February 2019, 01:56 PM
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I tried to make a farmers' market joke, but I just couldn't seem to produce one.
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Old 27 February 2019, 02:41 PM
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I'm sure you'll be able to local one if you think on it.
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Old 27 February 2019, 02:57 PM
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But wouldn't I then have to eat my words?
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Old 27 February 2019, 03:05 PM
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If you keep working on it, I'm sure one will turn up.
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Old 27 February 2019, 05:41 PM
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These farm jokes can't be beet!
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Old 27 February 2019, 06:15 PM
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We get such sage comments in this thread. This sort of thing is part of why I corn cider these boards to be the apple of my eye. Wonder wether ewe are going to try to spice it up a little more?
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Old 28 February 2019, 05:52 PM
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What do you call a man who marries another man?

A minister.
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Old 28 February 2019, 07:19 PM
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I thought a minister was a little person who liked Phish before they went mainstream.
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