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Old 01 November 2017, 11:09 PM
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Icon105 Strangers on a Plane: Delta Passengers Arrested for Mid-Flight Tryst

Two passengers aboard a Delta airlines flight were arrested over the weekend for making more than just their connections.

Officials arrested a 48-year-old woman and a 28-year-old man after she performed oral sex on him mid-flight Sunday, according to NBC Detroit affiliate WDIV.

https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/ai...-tryst-n816416
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Old 02 November 2017, 06:51 AM
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Sorry, but this quote had me laughing:
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"The act in itself is very inappropriate in a public place," a passenger told WDIV. "There are children, there are families, our seniors, these things should be respected."
I didn't realize seniors were a special class that needed protection from X-rated material, more so than any other person.

How about just leaving it with "inappropriate in a public place."
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Old 02 November 2017, 12:43 PM
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How about just leaving it with "inappropriate in a public place."

No drama in that statement.
Does this make those two passengers members of the Mile High Club?
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Old 02 November 2017, 02:07 PM
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"[...] both passengers were making connecting flights."

I'd say!
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Old 02 November 2017, 02:09 PM
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I didn't realize seniors were a special class that needed protection from X-rated material, more so than any other person.
Won't somebody think of the seniors?
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Old 02 November 2017, 03:04 PM
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For most seniors, it's too late to protect us. We've already found out about sex.
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Old 02 November 2017, 03:10 PM
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I didn't realize seniors were a special class that needed protection from X-rated material, more so than any other person.
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Won't somebody think of the seniors?
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For most seniors, it's too late to protect us. We've already found out about sex.
An old man enters the confessional booth and tells the priest "Father, I'm 87 years old. Last night I went out to a bar, and met two 27 year old girls. I ended up going home with both of them and we had wild sex all night long and they were begging me for more."
The priest replies "When was your last confession?"
"Never. I'm Jewish."
"Then why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling EVERYBODY!"
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Old 02 November 2017, 03:40 PM
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For most seniors, it's too late to protect us. We've already found out about sex.
Maybe it is like being polite by not eating candy in front of a diabetic. Don't remind them of what they can't have. [/outdated stereotype]
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Old 02 November 2017, 08:06 PM
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Definitely stereotype. And definitely untrue.
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Old 02 November 2017, 08:24 PM
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But only in bathtubs on clifftops.
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"There are children, there are families, our seniors, these things should be respected."

These things? Children, families and seniors are now things?
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Old 08 November 2017, 04:26 PM
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For most seniors, it's too late to protect us. We've already found out about sex.
Good thing, or many of us would not be here.
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