Things you shouldn't have to tell yourself

[DevilBunny]

Everyone else has forgotten that you had a fifteen-minute argument with the product manager in the middle of the meeting. You're the only person still agonising over it.

Also, they probably weren't all silently agreeing with him.

[smittykins]

Originally Posted by DawnStorm

Dawn, you have friends and others that care about you!!!

Originally Posted by Lainie

Including some imaginary friends.

Aw, can't we be invisible friends instead? I hate to think we don't exist.

[smittykins]

Maybe you should lay off the Voortman Sugar Free Vanilla Wafers. You like them, but not what they do to you.

(whited out):major gas

[Arriah]

You cannot prevent bad things happening by refusing to leave the house. No matter how good an idea it seems.

[ganzfeld]

Playing music actually involves more than just playing pretty notes. In fact, some musicians even play in time, counting out a predetermined set of "measures". Try it sometime.

[JoeBentley]

When packing the car don't just grab everything next to the door.

Because otherwise you might accidentally, as a purely hypothetical, drive 4 and a half hours back home with your mother's and sister's purses which you will then have to FedEx overnight back to them.

[Silkenray]

You're allowed to feel negative emotions. It's okay to be angry or annoyed, as long as you don't hurt people in the process. This isn't something you need to feel guilty over, and you certainly don't need to let that guilt ruin your day.

Also, feeling guilty about feeling guilty is unnecessarily meta and stupid. Knock it the hell off, will ya?

[kitap]

When you are getting back the bar keys from the bartender at night you should refrain from grabbing every set of keys you see to put back in the lockbox because you will end up grabbing the bartender's personal keys, too. And they tend to get excited and start hopping up and down while explaining that they need them back while you sheepishly return them.

[A Turtle Named Mack]

When you are going to reuse the fork in your desk drawer to eat fajitas, wipe the frosting off of it first.

[Dr. Dave]

What's the problem?

Grilled meat? Good. Pico de gallo? Good. Frosting? Gooood. [/joey]

[DrRocket]

You need to quit fretting over your broken windshield. You have glass coverage with no deductible, and it will get fixed.