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Old 06 December 2018, 04:26 PM
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We've already had a not-quite-Christmas song from The Sound of Music, so let's see how the names of the notes on the scale (Do, Re, Mi...) do on their journey through lands where Vietnamese, Icelandic, Latin, and Hindi are spoken:
now is the time
Tracking is best
How can you read, you start with the B-100;
He was the first to sing the song

Dragon

Dragon
First three notes done now
Dragon

Dragon

Whether miles-father-to-la-ti-RE

Oh, if we can help to see

Be sure to make deer, deer
A sun drop and a drop of gold
My, i'm doing my name
France: In a long, long time, the way to

Thus needle, needle, needle
La is known to follow
Roti with TI and drink jam
In order to lead us, oh oh

Be sure to make deer, deer
A sun drop and a drop of gold
My, i'm doing my name
France: In a long, long time, the way to

Thus needle, needle, needle
La is known to follow
Roti with TI and drink jam
It will have to take us,

What Mile-Dad-To-la-ti-Ray-Is It, Is It

Now, children, what-me-father-to-and-so-RE, the song is a song that we use.
Since it is known from its head,
He can sing, another layer compulsory mix of one lakh
Like this;

Do i have to bring

What can you do

Do i have to bring

Make it again

Make it again

But now everything is put together

Do i have to bring
Make it again

Well!

But does that do any thing?

So we are doing in the matter - one following note:

Note that, as you know, sing
You can have almost everything I sing to
Together!

Note that, as you know, sing
You can have almost everything I sing to

Do ... deer, deer
Leave the sun and gold again ...
I say to myself, my ...
France is the longest way to run

It struck the wire ...
Follow the note la ...
Food and drink were already ti ...
It will have to take us,

Union territories, again, miles, fathers, then, la, ti, do this
She, LA: 1000 FA RE
For me, my
Mi is, therefore,
Reboot
La ti

All MIIMI
so dear
Re-find
La, ti

When (do mi-mi)
You (MI, then)
Address (father-father)
(La, ti)
Note (death Mi-mi)
(MI, then)
Cap (again father-father)
(La, ti)
You (la, ti)
You (Mi, so why)
Cap (again father-father)
Especially (la, ti)
One-y-one

Be sure to make deer, deer
A sun drop and a drop of gold
I call my name
France: In a long, long time, the way to

Thus needle, needle, needle
La is known to follow
Roti with TI and drink jam
I feel impelled

So ... (sic)
... subject (La France)
Mi ...
Pa ... (RB)
So ... (sic)
La ... (La France)
She ... (LA is father, mi-RE)
Do it ...
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Old 06 December 2018, 06:36 PM
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Note, this topic is always one that makes me regret we don't have a "Like" button...

Santa flew through Russia, Korea, and Tahiti before landing "Up on the Housetop" - and he seems to be a fan of "Something Rotten" as well.

On the roof, the deer
Good ' ol Santa Claus in
Many of the games in the chimney
The children, Christmas fun

HO, ho, ho! Go?
HO, ho, ho! Go?
Press the button on the
Harmony and Nick bottom in the chimney

First give a little Nell and compile
Love Santa, well drained
Give him a doll to laugh and cry
Open your eyes and open a

And then go to bars in small
And see the glorious fill
Here many of the hammer and girls
Cracked ball and General
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Old 06 December 2018, 08:57 PM
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"Sleigh Ride" via Nepali and Norwegian:

Listen to jingles and their scent glands
Ting Ting-In also Color
Come on, it's a beautiful season
For a walk with you

Snow falls out
And friends do "this is"
Come on, it's a beautiful season
For a walk with you

Gaddha-Yap mattress-gambling mattress-yap
Let's go
Look at the snow
We rotate in the snow

Gaddha-Yip Gaddha-Yup Yo is beautiful
Just take your hand
We sing with the song
A veterinary fairy land

Our cheeks are fine and pink
And we are comfortable
We dance together as two
The wings will be a bird

Take the lead in front of us
And sing the choir or two
Come on, it's a beautiful season
For a walk with you

Farmer Greco is a birthday party at home
This will be the perfect end of a day
We sing songs without stock
When we look at the chest in the chimney
Pop! Pop! Pop!

There is a feeling that there can be nothing in the world to buy
When they go around coffee and Paddie Pie
It's almost like a photo written by IIS and IES
These amazing things are things
We remember everything through our lives
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Old 06 December 2018, 11:03 PM
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The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, through Estonian, Danish, and Telugu

It's the most incredible time of the year.
Children whose abdomen
And everyone says you are a good cheerleader.
It's the most incredible time of the year.

It's the most hilarious season in a random-all
Their holiday greetings and gay sex appointments
When friends called coming
It's the most hilarious season in a random-all

Get where you're hosting parties
The marshmallows for rotowing
And snow through the caroling
You will have scary ghost stories there
and glories Stories
Christmas time, a long time ago

It's the most incredible time of the year.
You get a lot of missleing there
and Hearts lit up
If your loved ones are approaching
It's the most incredible time of the year.

Get where you're hosting parties
The marshmallows for rotowing
And snow through the caroling
You will have scary ghost stories there
and glories Stories
Christmas time, a long time ago

It's the most incredible time of the year.
You get a lot of missleing there
and Hearts lit up
When Love is nearby
It's the most incredible time
Yes most amazing time
Oh most amazing time
Years
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Old 07 December 2018, 12:11 AM
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Uhhhh... I guess different people have different ways of celebrating the holidays. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Old 07 December 2018, 05:54 PM
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I love me a rowtowed marshmallow.
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Old 07 December 2018, 09:30 PM
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Uhhhh... I guess different people have different ways of celebrating the holidays. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Hey, as long as you make an appointment and don't just drop in!
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Old 07 December 2018, 09:41 PM
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The Peanuts gang passed through Afrikaans, Arabic, and Bangla:

Here's the Christmas time.
Pleasure-Pleasure
Free
Their favorite time of the year

Ice chips in the air
Hymns everywhere
Ancient rhymes Grug and ancient times
To share love and dreams

Sleigh Bell in the air
Beauty everywhere.
Yolonde
and joyful Memories Neighe

Here's the Christmas time.
We will draw near
Oh, we can always see
This spirit is round all year.

Oh, we can always see
This spirit is round all year.
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Old 07 December 2018, 09:56 PM
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Wonder if Burl Ives could make head or tail of this--no holly in sight!
From English to Basque to Latin and back to English:
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Class happiness and happiness,
The best time of year.
I do not know if it's the snow
But steal the cup with joy!

Class happiness and happiness
And when you walk on the road
Say hello if you know your friends,
I met you all,
Oh remedies!

You can see it on the spot,
One for you,
Kiss the Chosen One of my former life in me,
Class happiness and happiness!
And in this case you do not hear
Oh Fortunately, enjoy the happiness of Christmas,
this year.
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Old 07 December 2018, 10:09 PM
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Kiss the Chosen One of my former life in me,
Is this a Harry Potter reference?

Edit:
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I do not know if it's the snow
But steal the cup with joy!
It must be!
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Old 07 December 2018, 11:35 PM
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So who else here is a Malinda Kathleen Reese fan?

It seemed relevant somehow.
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Old 09 December 2018, 10:53 PM
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Lesser-known holiday novelty song, originally performed by Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong: "'Zat You, Santa Claus?" through Klingon, French, and Polish:

Some of you have donated to prep, this Christmas
But I apologize for how it stopped
I hear the bottom impacting vacuum can
Zat, Santa Claus?

In this work, the darkness is not sligtest Spark
Find out to relax now!
Who Is there? Is this a stop visit?
Zat, Santa Claus?

Gifts brings
To those who am pleasantly happy?
So what, I'm only four
Doors for testimonials to them slipping?

Wind can howl with the cold or?
Straws as the taste of the legs
In your right hand, you answered, and I?
Zat, Santa Claus?

I hear hitting the vacuum can, down
Zat, Santa Claus?
That is, he said, who is who? Are you stopping to visit?
Zat, Santa Claus?

Well done, give me Santa Claus, you suck,
Now I know that before teasing Stop
We are not only the Prince's clown, or the goblins today
But why, I'm shaking the Tao of the resolutions or

OLE Cold If we can not buy it, just bet Castle Santa MINMEP
I'm going to get Bisot
The first one will try and look well done there well done before his eyes!
Zat, Santa Claus?

What you want, you want to break all his fat, knee!
Nicholas!
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Old 10 December 2018, 03:23 PM
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After going through Swahili, Polish, and Swedish "Baby, It's Cold Outside" doesn't sound nearly as objectionable as some are now saying:

(I can not stay)
But darling, that's good
(I have to leave)
But darling, that's good
(This evening was)
You hoped you would stop
(Very good)
I will hold my hands like ice

(My mom is getting worried)
Well, what's up for you?
(My dad will shake the floor)
Listen to the sound of the fire
(I would really like it)
Ok please do not come back
(Well, maybe half a drink more)
Put any recordings when broken down

(Neighbors may think)
Sweetheart, that's bad there
(Tell me what's in this drink)
There are no taxis
(I would like to know)
Your eyes are now like stars
(To break this spelling)
I take your hat, your hair will be full

(I should say no no no sir)
Imagine I'm walking around
(At least I can say I tried)
What does it mean to hurt my pride
(I can not stay)
Child, do not hesitate
Honey, that's good

(We need to go)
Honey, that's good
(The answer is no)
Honey, that's good
(Invitation has been)
What wealth have you been!
(Very nice and warm)
Check the window during a storm

(My sister will doubt)
Make your lips look nice
(My brother will be there at the door)
Wave on the tropical coast
(My servant's intention is bad)
Your lips are delicious
(But maybe just more smoking)
I have never had this snowstorm before

(I came home at home)
But darling, you'd like to freeze there
(Tell the loan)
It's on my knees
(You were wonderful truth)
I'm glad when you touch my hand
(But you can not see)
How can you do this for me?

(There is an order to talk tomorrow)
Think of my daily pain
(There will at least be many meanings)
If you have pneumonia and you die
(I can not stay)
Find more than ever
Honey, that's good
Honey, that's good
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Old 10 December 2018, 06:28 PM
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Where's everyone else today?

"We are Santa's Elves" - Thai/Azerbaijani/Greek/Urdu/Finnish/English

and Hhohho
and Hhohho
We are a virgin virgin.

We are Santa Elves,
Keep enough food
With the game
For each girl and son.
Oh, Santa's Elephant.

We work cramped all day long.
But our job is to play.
We do dog work,
Look, we cry or not.
We are a virgin virgin.

Every year we have a special job.
We do not like too much.
Christmas night is always there
Fill the bag

Santa knows it's okay.
What do you need to do?
And we will invest you,
This will not forget you
We are a virgin virgin.

He's got it
We are a virgin virgin.
are you
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Old 10 December 2018, 06:47 PM
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"Must be Santa" through Italian, Korean, Slovak, and Icelandic. Santa is into cross dressing now, it seems.

Who has a long white beard?
Santa Claus has a long white beard.
Who will come back for special nights?
Santa comes to special nights.
Special night, white beard
It must be Santa, it must be Santa.
It will be Santa.

Who's wearing boots and red dresses?
There are Santa Claus shoes and red dresses available.
Who has a long hat on his head?
Santa has a long hat on his head.

Hat, hat on a red dress
Special night, white beard
It must be Santa, it must be Santa.
It will be Santa.

Cherry - What's a big red nose?
Santa has a big cherry nose.
Who laughs like, "Ho, ho, ho!"?
Santa laughs. "Ho, Ho, Ho!"

I have Cherika.
Hat, hat on a red dress
Special night, white beard
It must be Santa, it must be Santa.
It will be Santa.

Who's going?
Santa will be here soon.
Eight young reindeer drag sleighs.
Eight young reindeer drag sleighs.

Frog female, again
I have Cherika.
Hat, hat on a red dress
Special night, white beard
It must be Santa, it must be Santa.
It will be Santa.

It must be Santa, it must be Santa.
It will be Santa.

It must be Santa, it must be Santa.
It will be Santa.
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Old 10 December 2018, 07:30 PM
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Angels from the Realms of Glory through a number of languages, beginning with Afrikaans and ending with Somali before returning to English:

Angels of the glorious kingdoms
In the world;
For you, about the blood poured,
Now declare the birth of Christ:
Come on,
Come to worship
Worship God, a new king.
The shepherds were in bed,
To see your cows at night,
God is human beings now;
Otherwise, the baby lightens:
Wisdom, wise,
Lightweight:
Leave all for you from the Gentiles;
You saw his mother's star:
Saints went down to the altar,
For a long time, hope and fear,
And Jehovah descended,
And he appeared in the temple.


Seaboe
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Old 10 December 2018, 07:36 PM
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There are Santa Claus shoes and red dresses available.
It looks like the Halloween trend of "sexy" costumes (sexy cop, sexy nurse, sexy Spider-Man) has spilled over into Christmas.
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Old 10 December 2018, 08:19 PM
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"Merry Christmas Baby" through Korean, Tongan, and Norwegian. Somewhere in there, "paradise" became "3rd Ward."

The baby by Christmas
Of course I am saved
The baby by Christmas
Of course I am saved
I bought a diamond ring for Christmas.
I feel like I m in 3rd Ward

I ' m very good, everyone
The music on the radio
I feel very good, girl
The music on the radio, Oh
I feel like I will kiss you
Stand under the Mistletoe

Santa came down the chimney
3:30, you
Let all those good OLE gifts
Me and my baby a, a, a

The baby by Christmas
Of course I am saved
You can purchase the gift that every good OLE
I love you baby the rest of my life

By Christmas, girl
Merry Christmas, happy, happy baby
Of course I am saved
The baby by Christmas
I can assure you the good medicine for me
You can buy all these wonders, Yes
I feel like I m in 3rd Ward

I want a baby by Christmas
Happy new year, a
With Christmas and honey
Beautiful is all.
I love you
All you give to me
I love you, honey.
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Old 10 December 2018, 09:15 PM
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S'mai, bawb:

Here's a quicky: Feliz Navidad. To be fair, I first ran the Spanish through to get the English. This gives us:

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Happy New Year and happiness.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.

It's so simple. Let's see what we get when we run it through Japanese, Punjabi, Zulu, Spanish, Hebrew and back to English to give us:

Christmas Christmas
Christmas Christmas
Christmas Christmas
Happy new year

I want to celebrate Christmas for you
I want to celebrate Christmas for you
I want to celebrate Christmas for you
From the bottom of my heart.

So not too bad, but it appears that Google wants to celebrate Christmas in my place.

Ta ra 'wan,

Ieuan "Christmas Christmas to you and your family" ab Arthur
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Old 10 December 2018, 09:27 PM
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Let's see what we get when we run it through Japanese, Punjabi, Zulu, Spanish, Hebrew and back to English
You know, it just struck me that there's something a little ironic about translating a Christmas song into Hebrew.
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