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Old 30 January 2015, 05:38 PM
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Default Why there are no Unicorns

Cute explanation. A nice try, anyway.
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Old 30 January 2015, 06:02 PM
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Everyone knows it is because the unicorns were hiding, playing silly games.
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Old 30 January 2015, 06:13 PM
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On ne voit pas les femmes unicorns parce qu'il n'y a pas les hommes vierge (sorry, it's been a long time since I originally wrote that for class; I can't guarantee I've spelled everything correctly).

Translation: One doesn't see female unicorns because there are no male virgins.

And yes, it's a joke. We were supposed to write a saying for class, so I wrote that (my teacher didn't get it, either).

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Old 30 January 2015, 06:51 PM
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from my daughter --

When the floods came, the unicorns were out frolicking and having fun -- they didn't want to get onto the ship -- and they realized their peril too late.

as the water rose, they used their magic in one last ditch effort to save themeves - but magic has a price -- they had to give up their beauty -- but they at least survived - and that is how we got these

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Old 30 January 2015, 07:09 PM
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NDL, I really like that one!
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Old 31 January 2015, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Not_Done_Living View Post

"Like an underwater unicorn, they've got a kick-ass facial horn..."
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Old 05 February 2015, 11:31 PM
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Actually, some scientists have said they think the unicorn legend came from the Elasmotherium, which was basically a sort of rhino. Since the unicorn legend is so wide spread and since they don't know when the Elasmotherium became extinct they think that it might have existed in limited numbers as the same time as humans. Here's an artists drawing of what it might have looked like;

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