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Old 07 May 2013, 05:12 AM
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Cheer Yes! Yes! No... when orgasms just don't match up to porn

Not all orgasms are loud, sweaty, 'earth-moving' experiences, says Dr Petra Boynton, who advises a reader that what you see in the movies is hardly ever like the real thing.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex...p-to-porn.html
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Old 07 May 2013, 07:04 AM
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Heh, nothing spoils sex like someone who expects it to be like something out of an adult video.

In addition to the excessive noise, over-sized organs attached to overly perfect bodies, and uncomfortable positions, a lot of the time the sex scenes just go on too long. Seriously, who actually goes for three or four different positions in one go without taking a single break? I've seen some porn movies that had scenes so long that I got bored trying to watch them in a single sitting. It was worse than the fight scenes in Peter Jackson's King Kong.
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Old 07 May 2013, 03:30 PM
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Ummm,,,TMI on the three or four position with no break, but DH and I do. Par for course with us, actually.
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