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Old 21 February 2017, 02:13 PM
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You buy cheap; you get cheap. Can't think of an instance where that isn't true.
Factory seconds from the poultry producer.
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Old 21 February 2017, 04:37 PM
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Factory seconds from the poultry producer.
That'd be buying cheep.
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Old 21 February 2017, 04:40 PM
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So we're egging on another pun hijack are we?
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Old 21 February 2017, 06:29 PM
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I predict it'll get fowl soon.
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Old 21 February 2017, 06:30 PM
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I'll have another pun, soon, I just need to pullet together...
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Old 21 February 2017, 11:18 PM
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CHICKEN!

Sorry, I just needed a subtle way to jump on board the pun train before derailing it.

Thing I shouldn't have to tell myself: no, I don't need a whole floor-to-ceiling wool shelf. Also, why did my wool containers feel heavy while moving them? Wool shouldn't be heavy. Either you've got too much or some rather large creatures have crawled in there and died. Either way, sort out your wool stash.
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Old 22 February 2017, 12:20 AM
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Thing I shouldn't have to tell myself: no, I don't need a whole floor-to-ceiling wool shelf.
Are you sure? You could even make it mammoth sized.
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Old 25 February 2017, 11:07 AM
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Bicycles with small wheels move significantly slower than bicycles with large wheels, which turns out to be quite an important factor if you're trying to jump a BMX off a ramp.

That's basic physics you moron. You knew this already.



(To be fair I didn't realise how small the bike was when I bought it on eBay)
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Old 26 February 2017, 01:25 PM
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Bicycles with small wheels move significantly slower than bicycles with large wheels, which turns out to be quite an important factor if you're trying to jump a BMX off a ramp.
Update: My brother kept telling me throughout the day that I needed to go faster and pedal harder. Go faster! No you've got to go faster!!

At the end of today after all the filming was done he decided he wanted to have a go himself and after he jumped exactly as far as I'd been doing his conclusion was "Nah this bike is useless!"
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Old 26 February 2017, 01:49 PM
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Don't take Amazon Prime two-day shipping for granted when buying basics like cat litter. Use Prime Now.
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Old 27 February 2017, 02:30 PM
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If you don't get sewing, you won't get finished in time.

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Old 05 March 2017, 09:01 AM
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If you'd keep up with housework during the week, it wouldn't take such a large chunk out of the weekend.
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If you'd keep up with housework during the week, it wouldn't take such a large chunk out of the weekend.
Are you listening Dawn??????
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Old 09 March 2017, 02:14 AM
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Yesterday when you were working and you realised you were getting too tired to use stanley knives and hot glue guns safely you stopped and sent yourself to bed rather than push on.

Today when you realised you were getting tired you decided to push on ... and burnt yourself really badly with a hot glue gun.

You know better than this. You showed that yesterday.
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Old 09 March 2017, 04:03 AM
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You're only as good as your most recent NFBSK up.
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Old 20 March 2017, 08:24 AM
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No matter how low the couch looks, Tomic will manage to shove his toy mice under it.
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Old 20 March 2017, 02:35 PM
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The internet is essentially infinite. Trying to read all of it, or even all of the portions which interest me, does not lead to getting enough sleep.

or, in shorter form: if it's after my bedtime, quit clicking on things!
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Old 20 March 2017, 03:43 PM
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or, in shorter form: if it's after my bedtime, quit clicking on things!
That's me and TV Tropes
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Old 20 March 2017, 05:36 PM
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TV Tropes is actually where I was, some of the time.

-- did you notice that they've got a forum?

I at any rate didn't develop a login, so I couldn't make it worse by commenting anyplace.
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Old 20 March 2017, 10:45 PM
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I'll see your TV Tropes and raise you YouTube.
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