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Old 03 May 2018, 09:46 PM
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Default Human feces found on high school track "on a daily basis"; suspect is a school superi

School staff at a New Jersey high school have been finding human feces near their track "on a daily basis," police say, and now an unlikely suspect is charged -- the superintendent of a nearby school district.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/human-f...nt-kenilworth/
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Old 03 May 2018, 10:34 PM
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Wow, I'v heard of dumping on a school before, but not to this extent.
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Old 04 May 2018, 02:57 PM
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It was "on a daily basis". Wow.

Some of the coverage I've seen says he has no connection to this school whatsoever, so I really wonder what kind of problem - mental or social - he has.

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Old 04 May 2018, 03:16 PM
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I opened up the article, and my eye caught "Kenilworth". In Illinois, Kenilworth is one of them-thar hoity-toity suburbs who think that their excrement is not odoriferous, which would add an additional surrealism to the plot.
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Old 04 May 2018, 03:21 PM
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It was "on a daily basis". Wow.

Some of the coverage I've seen says he has no connection to this school whatsoever, so I really wonder what kind of problem - mental or social - he has.

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According to the article:

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Holmdel Sgt. Theodore Sigismondi said Tramaglini was there to run on the track just before 6 a.m. May 1 when he was arrested.
Sounds like he may live in the area and used the track for morning running.
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Old 04 May 2018, 06:32 PM
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According to the article:

Sounds like he may live in the area and used the track for morning running.
The facilities were locked in the morning so he relieved himself on the track?


That's the only thing that makes sense, but still a big "wth" moment.
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Old 04 May 2018, 06:52 PM
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The facilities were locked in the morning so he relieved himself on the track?
Which might be excusable if it happened just once; On a daily basis? That's a message.

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Does nobody else recall the National Lampoon 1964 High School Yearbook, and the (fairly easily solved) mystery identity of the Mad Crapper? Perhaps Mr. Tramaglini was a fan!

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It was the Principal, Humphrey C. Cornholt. And he seems to have never been caught, as Mr. Cornholt (and the Crapper) are both present at the Reunion.
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