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Old 04 October 2017, 01:31 AM
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Dear Roxy-kitty,

Please figure out how to use your new litter box. Experience has taught me that if kitty doesn’t find a litter box to their satisfaction, kitty will make their own. I’d rather not have to deal with any more ruined possessions. Note, this doesn’t mean you should go on the floor like our late Sabrina-cat. Sabrina was a hopeless neurotic; you have no such excuse.

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Old 05 October 2017, 03:41 PM
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Dear Steely Dan:
I know that you are very handsome, and I understand why you like sitting in front of my mirror, but why are you treating it like a scratching post???

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Old 06 October 2017, 08:21 AM
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Dear Steely Dan:
I know that you are very handsome, and I understand why you like sitting in front of my mirror, but why are you treating it like a scratching post???

Confused employee
Bad cat in that mirror.
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Old 06 October 2017, 09:19 AM
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Dear Immy,

Sorry, kitty. I can do nothing about the prolonged hot weather. Trust me, I wish it was gone, too.

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Old 17 October 2017, 01:11 PM
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Dearest Steely Dan:
It is NOT NICE to be all cuddly one second and wrapping yourself around someone's arm and biting that person the next second! Luckily the person was a good sport.

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Old 17 October 2017, 01:29 PM
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Dear DawnStorm,

I invited my beloved human to a good wrestling game, done properly with just a hint of claws and teeth. Why oh why do you always reject me when I do that?

Steely Dan



Dear Steely,

I don't know why either; but thorny does the same to me, every time. If we were in the same place, I bet we could have a good wrestle!

-- The Young Cat
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Old 23 October 2017, 07:11 PM
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Dear Choupette,

I know that you will be accompany your mistress (my sister) when she comes to visit me later this year, and stay a while in my appartment. But if you don't want to spend all your sojourn in your basket, you better lose that attitude you have around me, little miss. I can accept that you don't like me, and let me know that by your aggressive mewling and spitting, but clawing my legs goes too far. I'm not your clawing post, period.

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A very angry Kermor
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