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Stormy Daniels’s presidential tell-all Full Disclosure isn’t out yet, but the Guardian snagged a copy, which is why we now have a working description of Donald Trump’s dick.
https://theslot.jezebel.com/report-p...ick-1829132912 |
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Three words.
Tee. Em. Eye. Where's the brain bleach? |
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They really do come in all shapes and sizes...
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Probably this mushroom. (smittykins shouldn't click)
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I don't get why people are obsessing over this.
Seriously, the only relevant thing about Ms Daniels' affair was that 45 paid hush money to try and keep her quiet. Why anyone actually wants to know any further details beyond that, much less things like what he looks like naked, escapes me. |
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Well, he does have short stubby fingers.........
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As mushrooms are noted for sprouting from old piles of turds, it seems fitting.
Beyond that, I really don't care. He could be hung with the most perfectly formed specimen of manhood to be found among mortals, and could be an absolute dynamo in the sack, and it wouldn't change how I feel about his abhorrent behavior or what his presidency is doing to this country. |
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The whole Guardian story is here:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ms-of-cheating I tend to agree with smittykins's reaction! There are a few more interesting bits though, like the revelation that Trump wanted Stormy Daniels to go on the apprentice and suggested that he could rig it so that she got through more rounds. You just need to skip a few lines at the end if you'd rather not know that much about Trump's penis! On a different note, I rewatched the first few episodes of The West Wing (from 1999) on Monday, and was amazed how outdated the plot with Sam, a mid-level aide, accidentally sleeping with a call girl (when she was off-duty and not knowing her occupation) seemed; how worried they all were about the massive scandal that would ensue if it became known, in contrast to how these days, the actual President can sleep with porn actors, and (allegedly) pay them off with hush money and lie about it and seemingly it's not scandalous at all. I suppose maybe if he tried it while actually President it would be different... |
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It's only scandalous if it's done by a Democrat or some other sort of librul, Richard W. -- but agreeing that the problem isn't Trump's dick. It's his mind. |
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But... but... but... e-ghazi! Benmails!
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I would agree with this. Both points. While adultery etc. is not something I would agree with it not the worst thing about him.
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Lock her up!
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I'll rephrase: what's wrong with Trump has nothing to do with the shape of his dick; or the shape of the rest of him, for that matter. |
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You're just jealous of his hair! ![]() ![]() ETA: IMO any self-respecting psychiatrist would sell his soul to get Dear Leader in his office and free-associating. |
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The trumpites screech that these are all fake news. The orange one is a good man and would never do that. After all the trumpites are also good christians (lower case on purpose as I disagree with their self anointing of themselves as good) and don't condone adultery or birth control or homosexuality.
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