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Old 26 December 2017, 02:20 PM
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Icon102 What did we get stuck in our rectums last year?

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If itís Christmas, it must be time to learn what America shoved inside itself. The only worthwhile holiday tradition pushes on.

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Old 26 December 2017, 04:42 PM
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Some of these, you go "Why?" But then you see the ones with actual explanations, and you realize there's not much point in asking.

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Old 27 December 2017, 08:45 AM
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My friend's vet decorates the office Christmas tree with objects removed during the year.

The only food item for the throat was grits. Maybe they forgot to cook them first?
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Old 27 December 2017, 03:24 PM
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It might be easier to list what we didn't get stuck in our rectum last year.
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Old 27 December 2017, 10:00 PM
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You wonder how often they want to write "Patient's own head" in that space...
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Old 27 December 2017, 10:39 PM
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Some of those batteries make you keep going and going....
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Old 31 December 2017, 07:11 PM
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I just put DH into a state of shock by reading some of the items.

ETA: Now he's starting to laugh; DH does have this transition period where he goes from stunned silence to outright smack the couch laughing. Nah, I think he's still in shock.
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Old 31 December 2017, 07:31 PM
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If he's enjoying them that much, look around on that page a bit. They have lists going back to at least 2011, I think. you can keep him laughing for days...
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TOY MAGIC WAND
Given where it got stuck, I was thinking sex toy at first. Then I realized it was more likely a Harry Potter type magic wand.
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