Anthony 'Doo-Doo Butt' Ward arrested following road rage-style shooting

[DawnStorm]

I'm only posting this story because of the suspect's nickname.
Think of the great criminal nicknames--Scarface; Pretty Boy Floyd; Fat Tony, etc. Those names had an edge, a 'tude, a don't-NFBSK-with-me! vibe to them. And then there's Doo Doo Butt.

[dfresh]

That is a mighty crappy nickname.

[thorny locust]

I vote that we use this as the new name for all shooters in the news.

[Mouse]

If we can’t implement the Some Asshole Initiative, Doo Doo Butt would be an acceptable alternative.

[thorny locust]

I think it's preferable, actually. Everybody's* got an asshole, and they're essential for proper function. But people who are functioning properly (and who are not infants) keep the outsides of them clean.



*well, nearly everybody. And anyone who hasn't needs a substitute made for them.

[WildaBeast]

Originally Posted by DawnStorm

Think of the great criminal nicknames--Scarface; Pretty Boy Floyd; Fat Tony, etc. Those names had an edge, a 'tude, a don't-NFBSK-with-me! vibe to them. And then there's Doo Doo Butt.

As I understand it, one does not choose one's criminal nickname, but rather the name is given to them by their peers. Apparently there are quite a few gangsters out there with nicknames that they don't particularly like, but are stuck with. I would guess Doo Doo Butt acquired his nickname from some incident that occurred during his childhood, and he was stuck with it ever sense whether he liked it or not.

[DawnStorm]

I'm not sure I want to know how he got that name. The music station I listen to has been having a lot of fun with it!