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Old 26 August 2016, 11:28 AM
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Icon105 31 Adorable Slang Terms for Sexual Intercourse from the Last 600 Years

Here are the most adorable terms for sexual intercourse from the last 600 or so years. Many of them have origins so obscure they hardly make sense at all, but that doesn’t detract from their bawdy adorability in the slightest. When it comes to the ol’ houghmagandy, a little mystery goes a long way.
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Old 26 August 2016, 01:22 PM
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'Shot twixt wind and water'

Eww, I think I understood that one!
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Old 26 August 2016, 06:51 PM
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I was surprised to see "pogue the hone" in there from 1719. It's like the modern Irish term "póg mo thóin" which means "kiss my ass". The pronunciation is identical as the t in thóin is silent.
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Old 26 August 2016, 07:25 PM
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Fadoodling and Ride a dragon upon St. George are my favorites.
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Old 26 August 2016, 08:19 PM
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There should be an even fifty, I think. So I submit these, which I exhaustively researched by making them up:
  1. Planting one in her penthouse
  2. Buttering the hot cross buns
  3. Kicking Dick Nixon around
  4. Standing up in the rowboat
  5. Slipping into a warm turtleneck
  6. Parking the Dodge in her garage
  7. Mowing the lawn without a goat
  8. Checkmating the queen
  9. Deflating the old balloon
  10. Popping the questionable
  11. Going for a ride on the slip and slide
  12. Threading her needle
  13. Slapping the penguin
  14. Rolling her coaster
  15. Inserting tab A into slot B
  16. Whoa, Nelly!
  17. Scaring the horses
  18. Putting a Republican in the oval office
  19. Hunting the horny-backed toad
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Old 26 August 2016, 08:23 PM
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Working on the minivan.
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Old 27 August 2016, 02:50 AM
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You forgot "Standing closer to the rhino."

Number 18 is particularly apt this year, isn't it? We'd certainly be well and truly NFBSKed.

And I always knew Elton John was up to something with that howlin' old owl in the woods...
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Old 28 August 2016, 12:45 PM
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Old Seattle favorite: Going to Tukwila.

"Join paunches (1656)" seems to indicate not everyone was as skinny as we thought.

There's got to be one about seeing or squirrel, or something, right? Or is that just squirreling around?
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