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Old 07 February 2018, 03:07 PM
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Icon215 Kenneth Copeland: God's word protects us from the flu

Good lord, you just can't make this stuff up!

Somewhere, in some dimension, God is saying "oy vey!"
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Old 07 February 2018, 03:17 PM
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And God's word is" GET THE DAMN SHOT YOU IDIOT!
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Old 07 February 2018, 03:58 PM
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This would be funny: if it weren't that somebody's probably going to die because of it.
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Old 07 February 2018, 05:44 PM
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Well, but they'll go to heaven, so it's kind of a win-win, right?
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Old 07 February 2018, 05:52 PM
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They'd probably not go to heaven as getting the flu would be proof that they weren't right with God. Unless it was God's will that they get the flu.
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My little grandchild has the flu right now and normally I wouldn't be at all worried, but not this year. And idiots like the Copelands can just go jump in a very deep lake and see if god will send them a boat.
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Old 08 February 2018, 02:35 AM
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Sue, they probably won't take the boat. Not even two boats and a helicopter.

And I hope your grandchild's feeling better.
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Old 08 February 2018, 03:23 PM
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Coincidence or not? Last evening I started getting chills and decided to call out today just in case I was getting the flu. So far so good, as I do not have any body aches nor overwhelming fatigue. I did get a flu shot--heathen that I am--so maybe my symptoms won't advance beyond what I've just described.
Sue--sending get well vibes to your granddaughter.
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