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Old 14 September 2017, 04:38 PM
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TV Suppose you were in charge of programming for a TV station

How would you design it? Your assignment: choose a TV channel and come up with programming that is intelligent or thoughtful. Something other than a realty show. For instance, I would love to be in charge of ID Discovery. My shows would be series that dealt with the bios of lawmen such as Elliott Ness, J.Edgar Hoover et al. I'd also have a show that explored forensics--how and when did it start? What mental issues are common to certain types of criminals? I'd also have a series that dealt with issues like capital punishment, parole etc.
You get the picture. Heavy on serious shows, light on the brain candy. And of course, I'd have NO viewers whatsoever.

If you could, what channel would you take over? What kind of programming would you have?
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Old 14 September 2017, 07:50 PM
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I think UHF is the gold standard for guidance in such matters.
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Old 14 September 2017, 08:07 PM
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Wheel....of.....Fish!

I don't know about a whole station, but I've often thought I'd like to see a time slot dedicated to TV series that did not run long enough for regular syndication. A few that spring to mind (which will date me, but I did the bulk of my TV viewing in the seventies) include some short-lived science fiction series (Fantastic Journey, Planet of the Apes, Logan's Run, Quark, a few shows that I thought were good but were killed by their time slot (Paper Moon), some summer replacement series and other variety shows...I'm sure there are a lot more.

Something I've felt the lack of recently would be a news show that was just news -- say, 30 minutes of just telling me what happened today, with no analysis, no pundits, no pro- and con-, no "debates." There are places for all of that, of course, but I've been staying away from news shows lately because so much of it is just yapping about the news rather than saying what it is.
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Old 14 September 2017, 08:22 PM
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I would make a TV network dedicated to translating books to TV as accurately as possible. Obviously, there are some things that can't be done exactly, but we would be dedicated to getting as close as can be. I would clearly have to start with books that are public domain, but there are a lot so that's not that big of a deal.
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Old 14 September 2017, 09:21 PM
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I would make a TV network dedicated to translating books to TV as accurately as possible. Obviously, there are some things that can't be done exactly, but we would be dedicated to getting as close as can be. I would clearly have to start with books that are public domain, but there are a lot so that's not that big of a deal.
When I was just old enough to begin flipping channels, I saw Book TV on C-SPAN and was THRILLED! I thought it was exactly as you described. I demanded to know why my mom hadn't previously exposed me to this wonderful mixture of my favorite medium with my second-favorite medium.

Then I turned it on and...

My mom said "not quite what you expected, huh?"
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Old 30 October 2017, 01:04 PM
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I would make a TV network dedicated to translating books to TV as accurately as possible. Obviously, there are some things that can't be done exactly, but we would be dedicated to getting as close as can be. I would clearly have to start with books that are public domain, but there are a lot so that's not that big of a deal.
Yeah, but then you'd have to make Left Behind. True, the movie is a slog, but the book has nonsense with fake identities, the prophets that are just off-page and a really really NFBSKing preachy church service in the middle. (It starts off with a sort of bang, ends with a sort of bang and just has a walk through the swamp in the middle).
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I would broadcast regular stuff but I would offset the standard commercial times. So instead of commercials every :00, :10, :20, :30, ... they would be offset by 5 minutes. That means my station could capture all the viewers from other stations when they start channel surfing during the highly predictable commercial times.
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Old 31 October 2017, 02:03 PM
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Yeah, but then you'd have to make Left Behind.
Why? It's her station. She can choose the books she wants.

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CoC beat me to what I was going to say.

But since E.Q. Taft brought it up... I actually played a version of "wheel of fish" in Norway. Our guide made a wheel out of a paper plate with a different fish written in each segment. You had to eat the fish you landed on. Most were ordinary ones like canned tuna, salmon, etc. But then there was the surströmming*. I had to eat the surströmming . To give you an idea, I found that link by Googling "stinky Swedish fish". All the results were about surströmming. The taste was really just extremely salty, but I just couldn't get past the smell.

*Which is really more Swedish than Norwegian; I think she got it in Sweden before coming to Norway.
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Old 14 September 2017, 09:47 PM
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Something I've felt the lack of recently would be a news show that was just news -- say, 30 minutes of just telling me what happened today, with no analysis, no pundits, no pro- and con-, no "debates."
Can we start there, but add on? 30 minutes every two or three hours spent giving a short rundown of each of the most important stories for that area. Another 30 minutes giving a short rundown of things going on elsewhere. And the rest of the time spent going into specific stories in detail, 30 minutes to an hour on each one -- with which ones are chosen for this being selected, at least half, by random drawing, rather than by the specific newscaster's idea of what's important. Come to think of it, ten minutes out of each of the 30 minute segments should be selected the same way.

The only problem is, when would I get anything else done?
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Old 15 September 2017, 01:12 AM
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I'd start a channel for good shows cancelled way too early or just overall, screwed over by the networks. Hopefully this would help them gain the audience they deserve, but if nothing else, I'd have more people to join me in wailing about how Megas XLR and pretty much the entire oeuvre of Greg Weisman had limitless possibilities.
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I'd start a channel for good shows cancelled way too early or just overall, screwed over by the networks.
soooo, basically 24-7 Firefly?

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I'd start a channel for good shows cancelled way too early or just overall, screwed over by the networks.
So basically your programming would be the Fox Network line up from the last 10-20 years?
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Can we start there, but add on? 30 minutes every two or three hours spent giving a short rundown of each of the most important stories for that area. Another 30 minutes giving a short rundown of things going on elsewhere. And the rest of the time spent going into specific stories in detail, 30 minutes to an hour on each one -- with which ones are chosen for this being selected, at least half, by random drawing, rather than by the specific newscaster's idea of what's important. Come to think of it, ten minutes out of each of the 30 minute segments should be selected the same way.

The only problem is, when would I get anything else done?
Maybe we could put together a new version of NBC News Overnight. (Read Linda Ellerbe's And So It Goes: Adventures in Television, if you can find a copy...)
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Old 15 September 2017, 01:53 PM
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I don't know about a whole station, but I've often thought I'd like to see a time slot dedicated to TV series that did not run long enough for regular syndication. A few that spring to mind (which will date me, but I did the bulk of my TV viewing in the seventies) include some short-lived science fiction series (Fantastic Journey, Planet of the Apes, Logan's Run, Quark, a few shows that I thought were good but were killed by their time slot (Paper Moon), some summer replacement series and other variety shows...I'm sure there are a lot more.
I would totally watch this! I would love to see The Texas Wheelers (sitcom with a very young Mark Hamill) and The Quest (the western with Tim Matheson and Kurt Russell) for example. I used to say that I was the kiss of death for TV shows. If I liked a new show it's odds of being cancelled were very high!
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My station, like Dawnstorm's, would probably tank rather quickly.

I'd like to take the SF series that SyFy killed prematurely (Eureka, Warehouse 13, Sanctuary, Stargate Atlantis, etc.) and (using time-travel) continue them with the original casts and crews. See if they really were ready to die.

No zombies, werewolves, vampires, fairy-tales or superheroes need apply.

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Old 15 September 2017, 02:45 PM
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No zombies, werewolves, vampires, fairy-tales or superheroes need apply.

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No Sharknado movies?
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I'd like to take the SF series that SyFy killed prematurely (Eureka, Warehouse 13, Sanctuary, Stargate Atlantis, etc.) and (using time-travel) continue them with the original casts and crews. See if they really were ready to die.
And the newest cancellation, Dark Matter.
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Wheel....of.....Fish!

I don't know about a whole station, but I've often thought I'd like to see a time slot dedicated to TV series that did not run long enough for regular syndication. A few that spring to mind (which will date me, but I did the bulk of my TV viewing in the seventies) include some short-lived science fiction series (Fantastic Journey, Planet of the Apes, Logan's Run, Quark, a few shows that I thought were good but were killed by their time slot (Paper Moon), some summer replacement series and other variety shows...I'm sure there are a lot more.

Something I've felt the lack of recently would be a news show that was just news -- say, 30 minutes of just telling me what happened today, with no analysis, no pundits, no pro- and con-, no "debates." There are places for all of that, of course, but I've been staying away from news shows lately because so much of it is just yapping about the news rather than saying what it is.
Love that idea, and you've listed some great choices. One more, a non-science fiction one, When Things Were Rotten.
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One more, a non-science fiction one, When Things Were Rotten.
Aaah - loved that show! I even sort of remember the theme song.
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