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Old 24 February 2007, 12:16 PM
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No Holy Virgin Mary on a Baking Sheet!

I don't know about Mary, but it's not the first time into the oven for the baking sheet.
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Old 24 February 2007, 02:33 PM
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It's really the image of a martyred schoolgirl from Kandahar.

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Old 24 February 2007, 02:51 PM
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And here is the baking sheet enshrined.
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Old 24 February 2007, 03:14 PM
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Even if that is the likeness of woman (which is hard to tell from the scale of the picture) how does anyone know that it is in fact the Blessed Virgin Mary? It's not like we have a photograph or contemporary portrait to compare it to.

For all we know, if indeed it is the result of paranormal intervention, it could be the likeness of Lileth, put there by Satan.
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Old 24 February 2007, 04:03 PM
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Well, I do like my pies to be baked openly on a virgin ...

I'm more intrigued as to what it could possibly symbolise. Is the person who put the food 'in' her God? When you open the oven and the food is ready, are you tucking into some hot delicious Jesus? While the lady who found it was washing it, was she scrubbing away our sins, which surprisingly turns out to be pizza?


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Even if that is the likeness of woman (which is hard to tell from the scale of the picture) how does anyone know that it is in fact the Blessed Virgin Mary? It's not like we have a photograph or contemporary portrait to compare it to.

For all we know, if indeed it is the result of paranormal intervention, it could be the likeness of Lileth, put there by Satan.
I've often wondered that, because I know full well that I'm the type of person who, if I was creating a religious symbol way back in history, I'd make it look like myself in the happy knowledge that everybody would be worshipping me. Or a innovative Satanist could have us all worshipping demons. Or else that girl he fancied down the street who agreed to pose for him and he only hoped he could persuade her to do it nude after painting her in that white and blue linen ...

I'm also impressed that all these Saints can draw well, in mimicking famous art icons of themselves on trivial items when they could just write 'I am a religious token! Well done! lots of love, Mary' and be done with it. I'd have thought you'd get more matchstick men with crossed out corrections and writing tell us 'thou shalt ignore that arm, I got the perspective all funny. But it's quite obviously me, alright?'. And they all like classical religious art. How come none of them decide to be a bit creative and draw themselves in the style of Dali?

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Old 24 February 2007, 04:30 PM
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The title of this thread is one of the greatest substitutes for swearing I've ever heard.

'Holy Virgin Mary on a Baking Sheet Batman!', sublime.
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Old 24 February 2007, 08:22 PM
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To me it looks like young Queen Victoria.
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Old 26 February 2007, 07:49 PM
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Nah, it's the Mona Lisa.
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Old 26 February 2007, 08:39 PM
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The title of this thread is one of the greatest substitutes for swearing I've ever heard.

'Holy Virgin Mary on a Baking Sheet Batman!', sublime.
Dang it! You beat me to it!
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Old 01 March 2007, 05:53 PM
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Looks more like an upside-down mushroom to me. I didn't realise she was so... fungal...

Anyway, is the Virgin Mary dishwasher proof or will she have to be sprayed with Fairy? Actually, there could be a niche for a new product: Fairy Miracle Cleaner, for tough, caked-on deities, saints and other holy apparitions! It needn't be enshrined... thanks to Fairy Miracle Cleaner! Loss of healing proporties may occur.

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Old 08 March 2007, 01:48 AM
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Flame Woman Says She Sees Jesus in Burned Wallpaper

Christine York's house is a total loss. Treasures going back more than 100 years and memories spanning four decades were lost in a fire.

"I just sit there and I said, 'Lord I can't carry it no more. I need help.' And I turn around and I seen this image and I said, 'now you're really losing it," says Christine.

http://cbs13.com/topstories/local_story_066003929.html
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Old 08 March 2007, 02:12 AM
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Shut up. Just ... shut up.

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"I just sit there and I said, 'Lord I can't carry it no more. I need help.' And I turn around and I seen this image and I said, 'now you're really losing it,” says Christine.
Losing it? I'd suggest it's been lost for seven or eight years.

Look, I can appreciate people trying to make sense of a tragedy, but if the best you can do is your deity in your burned wallpaper, you really need to try harder.
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Old 11 March 2007, 04:18 AM
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She sees the hair and a halo.

"And this looks like flames to me,” she says.
Because when you think of Jesus, you think of Hellfire? Am I missing something, people?
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Old 11 March 2007, 11:49 AM
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Please, please Canuckistan, do NOT look at this.

Woman sees face of Jesus in hospital scan

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While perhaps not immediately obvious, closer examination reveals the shape of an eye, nose and mouth, with beard below.
It's not obvious even after close study.

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It was the weirdest thing ever - it really made me feel quite strange, but in a good way," she said.
You need a life, young lady.

If anyone sees anything, please submit your answers to the 'Dail Mail'. (Who else?)
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Old 11 March 2007, 12:12 PM
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You need a life, young lady.

If anyone sees anything, please submit your answers to the 'Dail Mail'. (Who else?)
How is that lady not creeped out by the thought of a man's face in her womb? Even if she's convinced it is Jesus.

"Jesus' face is in my womb." That's a bad, bad horror movie.
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Old 11 March 2007, 05:21 PM
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Eeew. Doesn't look anything like Jesus. Not sure who it looks like but it's a creepy dude with a beard. Why do I get the feeling it's gonna give my nightmares? Looks like an ex-con or a crazy mad-ax murderer. Who wants THAT growing in 'em?
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Old 14 March 2007, 01:49 PM
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I'm not even sure how it looks like a baby in that image, which is even more frightening.
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Old 25 April 2007, 09:43 PM
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Icon06 Weeping Virgin Mary found in furniture store.

Story here.
If you watch the news clip you can clearly see the so called tear goes above the eye. Since when do people have tear ducts by their eyebrows??
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Old 26 April 2007, 08:14 PM
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Why dosen't the BVM ever appear on landmarks like, say, on the side of the UN Building in NYC? Now that would be impressive!
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Old 26 April 2007, 08:42 PM
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Story here.
If you watch the news clip you can clearly see the so called tear goes above the eye. Since when do people have tear ducts by their eyebrows??
Possibly since when women could become pregnant without having any sexual contact.
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