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Old 21 July 2017, 01:33 AM
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Why not just find a convenient tree? Oh, oops. Oklahoma. You don't have too many of those.
I'm also a girl, so I'm ill-equipped for the ol' Pee on a Tree strategy.
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Old 21 July 2017, 01:59 AM
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Old 21 July 2017, 12:46 PM
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I'm also a girl, so I'm ill-equipped for the ol' Pee on a Tree strategy.
I am female, and I have peed behind plenty of trees. One doesn't need to pee on the tree; the ground behind it will do.

I have also used the behind-the-car-door strategy, in areas with a lack of trees. Works better with four-door cars than with those that have only one on each side.

If I were urgent enough that I couldn't wait for a rest stop, I'd be too urgent to drive around back roads hunting for a public john. Or did you mean that you already knew where one was?
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Old 21 July 2017, 02:21 PM
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Balance is very important for females with the pee near the tree thing (although it really was mostly a joke about Oklahoma and trees). If you do not have reliable balance when squatting, it's not a reasonable alternative. If there is a real, live tree, you can generally use that for balance.

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Old 21 July 2017, 02:57 PM
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People who jaywalk on a busy street just a few steps away from an intersection.
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Old 21 July 2017, 03:41 PM
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Balance is very important for females with the pee near the tree thing (although it really was mostly a joke about Oklahoma and trees). If you do not have reliable balance when squatting, it's not a reasonable alternative. If there is a real, live tree, you can generally use that for balance.
To add- holding your back against the tree while in a sitting position is helpful for keeping the pee from going on your pants.
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Old 21 July 2017, 05:49 PM
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People who jaywalk on a busy street just a few steps away from an intersection.
Ditto on that!
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Old 21 July 2017, 06:04 PM
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To add- holding your back against the tree while in a sitting position is helpful for keeping the pee from going on your pants.
If you don't need both hands for balance, one can be used to hold pants and underwear out of the way.

I agree that the entire operation is easier for people who can squat reasonably comfortably, whether the issue is balance, the state of one's knees, or something else; and that it may be impossible for some. But just being female doesn't prevent anybody from urinating outdoors, even presuming modern first world clothing.
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Old 21 July 2017, 11:23 PM
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I too have smelled skunk. Are there parts of North America where skunks don't live? Maybe the desert?
There are no skunks, raccoons or porcupines in my part of northern Alberta. Apparently there was a rabies epidemic many years ago and they have never recovered.
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Old 22 July 2017, 02:17 AM
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I am female, and I have peed behind plenty of trees. One doesn't need to pee on the tree; the ground behind it will do.

I have also used the behind-the-car-door strategy, in areas with a lack of trees. Works better with four-door cars than with those that have only one on each side.

If I were urgent enough that I couldn't wait for a rest stop, I'd be too urgent to drive around back roads hunting for a public john. Or did you mean that you already knew where one was?
I didn't trust my ability to do so without coming home smelling of urine. So I had my GPS show me to the nearest gas station. :sighs: I knew I'm lived in the middle of BumNFBSK, Nowhere USA, but I was seriously expecting to hear banjo music at some point.
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Old 22 July 2017, 02:36 AM
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I had my GPS show me to the nearest gas station.
Ah.

I appear to have been driving around, not only on the back roads, but in the previous century. I didn't think of that.


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I knew I'm lived in the middle of BumNFBSK, Nowhere USA
There is no such thing as a place that's in the middle of nowhere.

Every place is the center of the universe. Not your universe, perhaps. But somebody's.
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Old 22 July 2017, 05:09 PM
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Old 22 July 2017, 11:26 PM
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Crazy thought upon revisiting the skunk weed discussion: come to think of it, I've never been sprayed by a skunk, nor have I witnessed a spraying in action. I've seen a dead skunk in the middle of the road (stinkin' to hiiiiiigh heaven), and I already knew how to identify the smell then, so presumably at some point in my life, I encountered that odor and someone told me it was skunk.

But what if it wasn't? What if every time I've been in the woods thinking "eeew, a skunk was here," it was really just some dang hippies just out of sight smoking that dank skunk weed?

If anyone would like to send me some skunk weed to test this hypothesis (and see how many more I can come up with) I'm open to that.
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Old 22 July 2017, 11:34 PM
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That's an interesting point. I've smelled skunk and I've seen skunk, but I've never smelled a skunk that I also saw. I've also detected a skunk like odor from non-skunk road-kill. Maybe what I call skunk smell, isn't.
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Thanks for the earworm, Esprise Me...I think.
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Old 23 July 2017, 01:22 AM
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Thanks for the earworm, Esprise Me...I think.
I hit reply to say the exact same thing, but saw that you beat me to the punch.

I've had dogs sprayed by skunks, and I've seen many. I've never been sprayed, but I know the skunk smell well.

The skunky beer smell (and the skunky marijuana smell) are no where near as intense as the real skunk smell. They are similar, but not quite the same.

I would draw a parallel between them as the difference between tasting real watermelon and tasting watermelon candy. They are similar in some small ways, but by no means the same.

In fact, it was only after I tasted skunky beer and was told that was what it was that I could associate it with a skunk. Before I was told, I just thought it tasted bad.
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