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Old 08 July 2018, 03:25 AM
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Dear Minnie-Kitty,

I understand that you have to give Roxy the business, lest she strut around like she owns the place, but do you have to be such a butt to her? Like it or not, she’s part of the pack, so you’ll have to see her bright little face every day. I also believe that you greatly underestimate the benefits of having a partner-in-crime/patsy.

Try to get along because I don’t think they make Get-Along shirts for cats.

Signed,

Your Thumbbeast

Dear Siamese-looking kitty,

I know you’re a stray, but our paths keep crossing and despite everything, I hope life treats you well. Hope the kittens haven’t driven you mad.

Most importantly, I also hope that you are learning that if you lie still, our Boomer-dog leaves you alone. It’s when you take off like a rocket that Boomer goes all, “Must chase!” Forgive him; he hasn’t figured out that he’s a big dog and that might spook other animals. Given that he’s entering his senior years, it’s safe to assume that he’ll never figure it out.

Take Care,

Stranger with the Big Yellow Dog
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Old 08 July 2018, 07:45 AM
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Most importantly, I also hope that you are learning that if you lie still, our Boomer-dog leaves you alone. It’s when you take off like a rocket that Boomer goes all, “Must chase!” Forgive him; he hasn’t figured out that he’s a big dog and that might spook other animals. Given that he’s entering his senior years, it’s safe to assume that he’ll never figure it out.

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Our big yellow dog never figured that out either.
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Old 16 July 2018, 05:14 PM
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Dear Pearl:
Will you please stop waking me up in the 4:00 AM hour!! At least have the decency to wait until the alarm goes off at 5!

Your somewhat sleep-deprived letter-outer
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Old 28 July 2018, 03:01 AM
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Dear Cats I currently Own as well as any Cats I may own in the Future,

I should accept that if there's ever a housefire, if I wind up dying in it, it will because one of you were on my lap and I couldn't bear to disturb you, because you were lying there and were so soft, warm, and cute. I am absolutely powerless in the face of sleepy sweetness.

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Old 07 August 2018, 03:28 AM
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Dear Roxy-Kitty,

I'm assuming you think that I have that, ahem, built-in shelf on my chest just for you. I wonder if you like lying there, because maybe the heartbeat makes you think of your mom. Or maybe you are just being a cat and there's no deeper logic at all.

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