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Old 15 November 2018, 07:50 PM
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Icon24 'Rabid' raccoons turn out to be drunk on fermented crabapples

Police in West Virginia have apprehended masked bandits who were drunkenly acting up in town -- but they weren't humans.
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Old 15 November 2018, 07:57 PM
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"Where's that--where's that hound, thinks he's so big? Show--show me where he, he, he, he is. Wait, I see him! I see him. Hey, you! Yeah, YOU, you big, big SOB. Hah, see, see what I did there? 'Cause you're like a DOG, man! I, I, I got something to tell ya. You know all them moonlit nights when you run, you run me and my family up a tree? Well, well, Mr. Big Shot Hound Dog . . . I was going somewhere with this. I love ya, man. I love ya."

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