What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

[TallGeekyGirl]

It’s here! It’s finally here! Every year it seems like the big day will never come, but it’s here. It’s the day to gather with your family and friends ‘round the hearth, warm beverages and sweet treats at the ready, and have a hearty chortle over the things America stuck inside itself and couldn’t remove without the help of trained medical personnel.

https://adequateman.deadspin.com/wha...ear-1831046610

[Crius of CoH]

My daughter read this to us last night on our way back to the inn. Hilariously disturbing. I wondered if the domino people were a couple?

[Brad from Georgia]

Originally Posted by Crius of CoH

My daughter read this to us last night on our way back to the inn. Hilariously disturbing. I wondered if the domino people were a couple?

Maybe they took turns as dominatrix / dominator / domino?

[Blatherskite]

Originally Posted by Brad from Georgia

Maybe they took turns as dominatrix / dominator / domino?

I wonder which one toppled first?

[DawnStorm]

I tightened every muscle in my groin area as I read it.
I know that EMTs/hospital staff have to be professional, but I imagine that once their shift is over, they can't help but howl with laughter.

ETA: I once overheard my mother tell someone that my brother put a piece of meat in his ear when he was little. Still don't why, but being a little kid might have something to do with it.