"What are you doing here?" man asks wife at brothel

[diddy]

Originally Posted by Ryda Wong, EBfCo.

I mean, really, what do you go to brothels to do? Play candyland?

Whatever floats your boat Ryda!

[musicgeek]

Boy, there are some weird euphemisms waiting to happen there!

music "sorry I'm late, hon, I was stuck in the Molasses Swamp" geek

[piecesofthewhole]

Originally Posted by Ryda Wong, EBfCo.

Having recently figured out that my ex was doing something similar (hiring a couple of "erotic massage" providers and one full service provider*) while having to ask me for money before he got every paycheck, I can attest that this financial feature will p*ss you off worse than anything else.


Screw around all you want, but please do it on your dime.


*after which he figured out he'd locked his keys in the car he was driving, which was MY car, and he broke out the small back window to get in. Then he blamed it on neighborhood kids.....

Wow, Ryda... that's really awful.

I'm sorry that happened.

[A Turtle Named Mack]

"NFBSK you!" would have been the pithy and accurate answer to the title question.

[Wicked Tinkerbell]

Originally Posted by snopes

The Google AdSense ads that are matched up with this thread are kind of amusing:

The ad at the top of the page was for auto financing through the website 'DickSaysYes'.

Originally Posted by Sister Ray

edit: Is it any surprise that when I posted this I got this message at the top of the page?

Sister "just like doug said" Ray

Right now the top of the page says-

SORRY -- We cannot accept bills larger than $20 or personal checks.

Also kind of appropriate.

Originally Posted by annabohly

As it could have been her first day on the job.

YOMANK !

Now it says:

ATTENTION: Payment is expected as services are rendered unless other financial arrangements have been made.

Which is obvious, in hindsight... hormone jokes aside!

Originally Posted by Ryda Wong, EBfCo.

I'd have to say "So What?"

I mean, really, what do you go to brothels to do? Play candyland?

Candyland? My gawd, what is the world cummin....er coming to?

'Chutes and Ladders, well maybe...

[llewtrah]

Originally Posted by Ryda Wong, EBfCo.

I'd have to say "So What?"

I mean, really, what do you go to brothels to do? Play candyland?

There is non-sex related work at brothels e.g. maintenance of premises

[rockstar1976]

Originally Posted by annabohly

As it could have been her first day on the job.

but he would only be having sex with one woman, whereas, she's probably got a few clients to service throughout her shift. Just sayin'.

[A Turtle Named Mack]

Originally Posted by llewtrah

There is non-sex related work at brothels e.g. maintenance of premises

laying pipe?

[AliBaba]

Having recently figured out that my ex was doing something similar (hiring a couple of "erotic massage" providers and one full service provider*) while having to ask me for money before he got every paycheck, I can attest that this financial feature will p*ss you off worse than anything else.


Screw around all you want, but please do it on your dime.


*after which he figured out he'd locked his keys in the car he was driving, which was MY car, and he broke out the small back window to get in. Then he blamed it on neighborhood kids...

Jesus, Ryda, he sounds like a peach. Why'd you ever break up with him?

Yikes.

AliBaba