Petition: Draft Ted Nugent to Serve in Afghanistan

[snopes]

Now, Mr. Nugent later denied the words above -- and, let's face it, they don't really sound like the decorous rhetoric we associate with the real Ted Nugent -- so we'll have to lean here on snopes.com: his deferment was of an educational sort (twice), before he was rejected "as a result of a physical examination." And that physical might have determined, for all we know, that The Nuge had a debilitating hangnail.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dougla...b_2665464.html

[A Turtle Named Mack]

Yeah, whatever. He's 65 this year - an apparently quite healthy 65, but he is still not entering the military.

[wanderwoman]

Well, anyway, dead or in jail by April 12, 2013. Clock's ticking, Mr. Nugent.